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Most Patriotic: 1,441stMost Armed: 2,648thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,814th
The Protectorate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We make holes in teeth!
Joseph Charles Muhler
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Fluoristan

Population5.993 billion

CapitalToothopolis
LeaderJoseph Charles Muhler
FaithThe Four Noble Tooths

Currencymolar
Animalcavity creep

The Protectorate of Fluoristan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph Charles Muhler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, disturbing lack of elderly people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.993 billion Fluoristanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toothopolis. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fluoristani economy, worth a remarkable 1,102 trillion molars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,990 molars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluoristan's national animal is the cavity creep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Four Noble Tooths.

Fluoristan is ranked 13,841st in the world and 751st in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 331.31 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Patriotic: 1,441stTop
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Most Armed: 2,648thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,814thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,062ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,112thMost Devout: 3,119thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,182ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,716thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,125thLowest Crime Rates: 7,287thHealthiest Citizens: 8,320thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,921stHighest Average Incomes: 9,401stMost Efficient Economies: 9,416thLargest Black Market: 9,721stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,193rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,476thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,222ndBest Weather: 12,015thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 13,818thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,841stHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,240thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,813thLargest Governments: 15,929thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,108thSmartest Citizens: 17,730thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,265thHighest Economic Output: 19,421stMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,408thMost Developed: 24,808thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24,981stMost Inclusive: 26,047th
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Most Patriotic: 66th in the regionMost Armed: 86th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 91st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 102nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 107th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 109th in the regionMost Devout: 109th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the regionLargest Black Market: 220th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 234th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 326th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 364th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 379th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 381st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 430th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 466th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 485th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 521st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 587th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 598th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 608th in the regionBest Weather: 650th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 661st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 729th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 751st in the regionLargest Governments: 791st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 808th in the regionMost Stationary: 855th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 923rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 964th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 992nd in the regionLargest Populations: 1,015th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,057th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fluoristan, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Fluoristan, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Fluoristan, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Fluoristan, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
  • : Fluoristan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Fluoristan, Joseph Charles Muhler has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Fluoristan, beggars lack pockets for spare change.
  • : Following new legislation in Fluoristan, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Fluoristan, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Fluoristan, ill and injured visitors in Fluoristan have to walk it off until they return home.

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