The Republic of Flumenvallis is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jason Walsh with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.02 billion Flumenvallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flumenvallian economy, worth 328 trillion Talons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,404 Talons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents dread their examinations more than their children, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, and the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flumenvallis's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Flumenvallis is ranked 129,616^th in the world and 5,973^rd in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 695.24 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.