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Largest Black Market: 1,779th Nudest: 1,822nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,115th
The Holy Red Leprechaun Zombies of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Flippity Floppity™ Floopity™ Fleepity™ Flappity Floofy™
Emperor Negative Zerodividedby Zero III
Founder / Chief of security
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population7.263 billion

CapitalNew Squish Floating Sky Island
LeaderEmperor Negative Zerodividedby Zero III

AnimalParking meter

The Holy Red Leprechaun Zombies of FluffyMurderKillerStabber is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Negative Zerodividedby Zero III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.263 billion Fluffy Lords are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Squish Floating Sky Island. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Fluffy economy, worth a remarkable 1,026 trillion Taxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 141,269 Taxes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 457,304 per year while the poor average 32,955, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

Game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Parking meter Sea, many Fluffy Lords struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices, sleeping on the job is recommended, and new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. FluffyMurderKillerStabber's national animal is the Parking meter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Floofism.

FluffyMurderKillerStabber is ranked 143,929th in the world and 11th in fluffy squishfish for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 46.15 Workforce Participation Rate.

Largest Black Market: 1,779thNudest: 1,822ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,115thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,356thMost Devout: 3,650thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,981stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,023rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,124thFattest Citizens: 4,315thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,501stMost Avoided: 4,825thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,831stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,723rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,727thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,043rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,836thHighest Economic Output: 13,573rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,797thHighest Average Incomes: 14,220thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,755th
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the region

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