by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 566thMost Influential: 927thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,558th
The People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Omnia vincit Noodles
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Fluffy Noodles

Population2.789 billion

CapitalDragon Creek


The People's Republic of Fluffy Noodles is a massive, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.789 billion Fluffy Noodlesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragon Creek. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fluffy Noodlesian economy, worth 248 trillion Ramens a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,278 Ramens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluffy Noodles's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fluffy Noodles is ranked 193,763rd in the world and 7,189th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -129.22 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 566thMost Influential: 927thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,558thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,137thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,600thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,775thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,732ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,876thBest Weather: 11,143rdTop
Most Developed: 13,011thLowest Crime Rates: 13,191stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,486thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,447thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,048thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,455thHighest Food Quality: 17,677thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,805thNicest Citizens: 19,121stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,239thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,506thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,733rdMost Inclusive: 21,762ndMost Cultured: 21,961stHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,275thSmartest Citizens: 22,391st
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 314th in the regionMost Influential: 335th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 378th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 420th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 432nd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 582nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 599th in the regionBest Weather: 640th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 685th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 700th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 719th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 738th in the regionMost Developed: 752nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 816th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 846th in the region

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