The People's Republic of Fluffy Noodles is a massive, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.789 billion Fluffy Noodlesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragon Creek. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fluffy Noodlesian economy, worth 248 trillion Ramens a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,278 Ramens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluffy Noodles's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fluffy Noodles is ranked 193,763^rd in the world and 7,189^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -129.22 on the Scary Big Number Scale.