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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 566thMost Influential: 927thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,558th
The People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Omnia vincit Noodles
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Fluffy Noodles

Population2.789 billion

CapitalDragon Creek

CurrencyRamen
AnimalDragon

The People's Republic of Fluffy Noodles is a massive, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.789 billion Fluffy Noodlesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragon Creek. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fluffy Noodlesian economy, worth 248 trillion Ramens a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,278 Ramens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluffy Noodles's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fluffy Noodles is ranked 193,763rd in the world and 7,189th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -129.22 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 566thMost Influential: 927thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,558thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,137thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,600thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,775thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,732ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,876thBest Weather: 11,143rdTop
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Most Developed: 13,011thLowest Crime Rates: 13,191stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,486thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,447thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,048thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,455thHighest Food Quality: 17,677thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,805thNicest Citizens: 19,121stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,239thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,506thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,733rdMost Inclusive: 21,762ndMost Cultured: 21,961stHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,275thSmartest Citizens: 22,391st
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 314th in the regionMost Influential: 335th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 378th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 420th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 432nd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 582nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 599th in the regionBest Weather: 640th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 685th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 700th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 719th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 738th in the regionMost Developed: 752nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 816th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 846th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 253 » Notyoutopia, Unshleepd, Yaorozu, Shibutani, Orado, Guer Aike, El Fiji Grande, Newpromisedland, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, The Rhein States, Aeolist, Valentine Z, Nistriabar, Ethnon, Omnistria, Loutsland, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Hamerica, Corfad, Territorio di Nessuno, Xentherida, Koda-Land, New Lakemba, McMasterdonia, Votak Matim, Napnomadia, Shadowrik, Pallaith, Malta Comino Gozo, Frances Francis the First of France, Solskjar, North Bratislava, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Siwale, Fendlium, Holy Oranz, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Dreadton, Daiz, The Windmilluminati, Western Vapia, Kappacon, Pleasuretown, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Volstokn, Selfgradatude, The Endless Eventide, and 203 others.Xagill, Ascenon, Varola, 1 very fast endotarter, Seenvorland, Eraver, The Jerichowan Country, Chukstik Illahi, Fascist Democracy, Freyford, United States of Americanas, Maott, Wineclaw, Lorigia, Humptalumpta, The Pantheons, Ravendi, Grue, The Serdey Islands, Kranostav, Ver Testua, Zeternia, Godwanna, Sil Dorsett, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Yokciq Empire, Astronomical, Walter Jackson, Greater Pittsburgh, The Iron Lions, Prydania, PotatoFarmers, Sikol, Drutopia Insomnia, Yukti, Aeurithianar, Anungu, Advancia-Sizzletown, Tachycardia, Quentiam Viventem, Esplandia, Paul Pasch, Glurponia, Timothea, Zecit, The Austro Germanic Union, Nordic-British Union, SORT, The Sinclarian Provinces, Simone Republic, Necromonia, Jaemir, I Like Killing people, Rainengrad, Former English Colony, The Calabash Protectorate, Libertania Democratica, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Cartures, Miamington, Altivia, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Marmiedon, Phoronu, Azzarel, Picairn, Unsophisticate, Eywaan, Arrivederci, East Supple Lund, Solcius, Lemonbiscuits, David Davidson, Dangine, Zimmerdachen, Solmetria, Clan Spaniel, Seanat, Brucklania, Innocentic, Dakota Territories, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Bend Mai, Nova Arcania, Nationeer, United Asgardian States, Joodey, Highton Islands, Xyrron, Pokemanland, Kragsgale, Xipher, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Eastern Cous Empria, Moubarakistan, VictorH, Vincone Cae, Wilkshire, WeKnow, Heilhum Imperius, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Hardscrabble, Republica Guilleana, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Merconitonitopia, A Salmon Named Harold, Viridiann, Bankowiata, Pasargad, East Akra, Pytong, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Ozstan, United Kahndaq, R libanon, The Stratosphere Islands, PEG, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Ellbonnia, Odelinor, Slyakanya, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Yellops, Climeria, Seijitsu, Intion North, Blyskalia, Galbadiana, Darkmondoria, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, His Enduring Majesty, Star Kingdom, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Que Lukustinardon, Zyvetskistaahn, Planes, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The Teddy, Simadoa, Vesteysia, The Republic of Free Peoples, Francois Isidore, Nuronte, Valgarda, Singamadri, Zemnaya Svoboda, Katuda, Randomcountryland, Kromi, Travislavania, Figyjharli, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Mon Island, Tsandonown, Tyirza, Greater Ale Permars, Andanavia, Sopernia, Ariele, Bearical, Venicea, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Card Kingdom, Capablanca, Sahriastan, Lionia, Tibus Heth, New Celoveniortan, Alcavia, Darth Bacon, Palgo, Dabarastan, AmManies, Tringapore, Teothopia, Paradeavenlisian States, Religioncord, Rising Sakura, Latin letters numbers and spaces, New Trisone, Aguaria Major, Antonimus, United Soviet State of North Amerika, ChristianVille of the USA, Hellsinky, Joseph Joestar 2nd part, Praeceps, Pazair, and Klodma.

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