The People's Republic of Fluffy Noodles is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.908 billion Fluffy Noodlesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragon Creek. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fluffy Noodlesian economy, worth 170 trillion Ramens a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,378 Ramens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluffy Noodles's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fluffy Noodles is ranked 7,767^th in the world and 689^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 45.21 Bank.