by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 507thMost Influential: 839thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,725th
The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Omnia vincit Noodles
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Fluffy Noodles

Population1.908 billion

CapitalDragon Creek


The People's Republic of Fluffy Noodles is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.908 billion Fluffy Noodlesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragon Creek. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fluffy Noodlesian economy, worth 170 trillion Ramens a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,378 Ramens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluffy Noodles's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fluffy Noodles is ranked 7,767th in the world and 689th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 45.21 Bank.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 507thMost Influential: 839thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,725thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,767thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,266thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,603rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,727thHealthiest Citizens: 9,767thTop
Best Weather: 12,343rdMost Developed: 12,909thLowest Crime Rates: 12,909thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,131stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,177thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,689thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,775thNicest Citizens: 17,145thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,439thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,247thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,386thMost Inclusive: 22,602ndSmartest Citizens: 22,829th
Most Influential: 300th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 326th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 358th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 457th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 476th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 562nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 576th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 657th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 689th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 700th in the regionBest Weather: 704th in the regionMost Developed: 740th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 743rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 889th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 895th in the regionMost Average: 897th in the regionNicest Citizens: 950th in the region

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