The Republic of Floyssauu Logistical Lunar Cycler 229 is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 868 million Floyssauu Logistical Lunar Cycler 229ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 25.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Floyssauu Logistical Lunar Cycler 229ian economy, worth 57.0 trillion bluebonnets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 65,658 bluebonnets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floyssauu Logistical Lunar Cycler 229's national animal is the longhorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Floyssauu Logistical Lunar Cycler 229 is ranked 281,003^rd in the world and 231^st in Microwave Electrothermal Thruster for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.