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Most Armed: 4,426thNudest: 4,881stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,938th
The Spooky Time of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Defy the laws of anything
Emperor Florida Man
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Florida people

Population1.409 billion

LeaderEmperor Florida Man


The Spooky Time of Florida people is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Florida Man with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 1.409 billion Floridians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charleston. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Floridian economy, worth 183 trillion Bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,507 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, armed security details escort librarians to their homes, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Florida people's national animal is the Alligator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafairianism.

Florida people is ranked 16,724th in the world and 909th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 10.55 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most Armed: 4,426thNudest: 4,881stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,938thLowest Crime Rates: 8,842ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,096thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,702ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,980thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,576thBest Weather: 12,976thMost Developed: 13,191stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,745thLargest Governments: 13,845thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,653rdLongest Average Lifespans: 14,790thMost Cultured: 14,815thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,854thMost Secular: 15,018thHealthiest Citizens: 16,724thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,169thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,467thSafest: 17,529thMost Efficient Economies: 19,097thHighest Average Incomes: 19,110thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,213thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,122ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,369thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,742nd
Most Armed: 156th in the regionNudest: 194th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 321st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 330th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 369th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 408th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 466th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 642nd in the regionLargest Governments: 688th in the regionBest Weather: 718th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 728th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 730th in the regionMost Developed: 754th in the regionMost Cultured: 762nd in the regionMost Secular: 795th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 823rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 837th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 879th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 897th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 900th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 909th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 923rd in the regionSafest: 974th in the region

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