Population | 3.65 billion |
Currency | Flop |
Animal | Flop |
The Republic of Flopfarm 200 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.65 billion Flopfarm 200ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Flopfarm 200ian economy, worth 511 trillion Flops a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,068 Flops, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 768,081 per year while the poor average 13,008, a ratio of 59.0 to 1.
Flops with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, Flopfarm 200ians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy", and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flopfarm 200's national animal is the Flop, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Flopfarm 200 is ranked 65,498th in the world and 325th in Unintelligent Puppet Storage for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,925.54 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 200, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
- : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 200, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy".
- : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 200, Flopfarm 200ians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
- : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 200, Flops with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
- : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 200, former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins.
- : Flopfarm 200 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Flopfarm 200 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 200, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 200, the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus.
- : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 200, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.