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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,832nd Best Weather: 2,759th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,166th
The Dirty headed of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Floofle Poofs

Population3.115 billion



The Dirty headed of Floofle Poofs is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mooshmin with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate population of 3.115 billion floofs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quailfloof. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming floofle poofsian economy, worth 302 trillion poofs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 97,169 poofs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as floofs, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofle Poofs's national animal is the quail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is fluffy.

Floofle Poofs is ranked 55,861st in the world and 2,042nd in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 65.28 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,832ndBest Weather: 2,759thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,166thMost Inclusive: 5,046thMost Pacifist: 5,068thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,341stMost Influential: 5,415thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,362ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,395thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,435thHealthiest Citizens: 6,465thNicest Citizens: 7,303rdTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,717thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,015thMost Developed: 12,446thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,167thSafest: 14,025thLowest Crime Rates: 14,044th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 49th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 82nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 149th in the regionMost Pacifist: 151st in the regionMost Inclusive: 152nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 169th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 183rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 183rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 187th in the regionNicest Citizens: 206th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 228th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 233rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 341st in the regionMost Developed: 371st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 374th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 378th in the regionMost Influential: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 434th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 448th in the regionSafest: 455th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 463rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 494th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 537th in the regionLargest Populations: 538th in the region

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