Population | 7.156 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | orca |
The Nomadic Peoples of Floodland Brewing is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.156 billion Floodlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Floodland Brewingian economy, worth 905 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 126,601 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Board shorts have replaced board rooms, meat-eating is frowned upon, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floodland Brewing's national animal is the orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Floodland Brewing is ranked 20,291st in the world and 8th in Great Breweries of the PNW for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.47 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Floodland Brewing, skateparks can be found in every city.
- : Following new legislation in Floodland Brewing, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
- : Following new legislation in Floodland Brewing, meat-eating is frowned upon.
- : Following new legislation in Floodland Brewing, board shorts have replaced board rooms.
- : Following new legislation in Floodland Brewing, chickens roam the streets freely.
- : Following new legislation in Floodland Brewing, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in Floodland Brewing, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in Floodland Brewing, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
- : Following new legislation in Floodland Brewing, Floodland Brewing's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
- : Following new legislation in Floodland Brewing, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.