The Federal Republic of Flohuania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mikko Mäkilä with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 3.65 billion Flohuanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanaselka. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Flohuanian economy, worth 450 trillion Flomarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,315 Flomarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Kanaselka's playgrounds, sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner, and the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flohuania's national animal is the White stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Flohuania is ranked 52,241^st in the world and 4^th in Pale for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,330.93 on the Gilded Widget Scale.