The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 31.359 billion Flibblibians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.

The gigantic but inefficient Flibblersian economy, worth an astonishing 17,034 trillion Flaabens a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 543,202 Flaabens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Flaaben battlesuits, and citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flibblers is ranked 227,366^th in the world and 52^nd in Antarctica for Most Primitive, scoring -1588.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.