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Lowest Crime Rates: 8thMost Secular: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 13th
The Morally Questionable People of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Flibble
The Oppressive Mighty One
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Flibblers

Population30.389 billion

CapitalFlibble Central
LeaderThe Oppressive Mighty One

CurrencyFlaaben
AnimalFlibbitybobble

The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.389 billion Flibblibians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.

The gigantic but inefficient Flibblersian economy, worth an astonishing 17,948 trillion Flaabens a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 590,616 Flaabens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Childish pranks are no laughing matter, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, and the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flibblers is ranked 139,622nd in the world and 36th in Antarctica for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 109.46 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 8thMost Secular: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 13thLongest Average Lifespans: 15thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16thLargest Governments: 16thSmartest Citizens: 19thLargest Black Market: 19thHealthiest Citizens: 21stHighest Average Tax Rates: 30thLargest Agricultural Sector: 54thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 59thMost Scientifically Advanced: 81stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 101stHighest Economic Output: 105thLargest Mining Sector: 134thHighest Average Incomes: 156thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 193rdMost Avoided: 213thMost Advanced Public Education: 214thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 308thLargest Information Technology Sector: 353rdHighest Poor Incomes: 364thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,324thMost Stationary: 1,501stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,665thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,969thLargest Populations: 2,188thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,549thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,692ndRudest Citizens: 4,132ndMost Inclusive: 5,298thMost Influential: 8,062ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,998thMost Conservative: 10,944thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,010thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,071stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12,643rdMost Authoritarian: 14,564thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,845th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Flibblers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
  • : Flibblers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, everyone apparently sends The Oppressive Mighty One hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, there's no representation without taxation.

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