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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5thMost Patriotic: 5th
The Morally Questionable People of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Flibble
The Oppressive Mighty One
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Flibblers

Population36.706 billion

CapitalFlibble Central
LeaderThe Oppressive Mighty One

CurrencyFlaaben
AnimalFlibbitybobble

The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 36.706 billion Flibblibians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Flibbliblian economy, worth an astonishing 37,669 trillion Flaabens a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,026,238 Flaabens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flibblers is ranked 1,713th in the world and 4th in Antarctica for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,243.22 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5thMost Patriotic: 5thMost Secular: 5thLowest Crime Rates: 5thLargest Governments: 6thLargest Black Market: 6thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 10thHighest Average Incomes: 10thLongest Average Lifespans: 10thMost Developed: 15thHealthiest Citizens: 17thSmartest Citizens: 18thMost Advanced Public Education: 20thHighest Economic Output: 20thLargest Mining Sector: 29thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30thHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 37thLargest Information Technology Sector: 37thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47thMost Scientifically Advanced: 52ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 166thMost Subsidized Industry: 463rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 712thMost Stationary: 1,230thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,552ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,713thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,737thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,804thLargest Populations: 1,996thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,048thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,326thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,008thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,210thRudest Citizens: 6,603rdMost Influential: 6,936thMost Authoritarian: 9,380thMost Inclusive: 10,478thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,702ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,581stMost Income Equality: 23,953rdMost Conservative: 24,303rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Flibblers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.

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