Population | 30.389 billion |
Capital | Flibble Central |
Leader | The Oppressive Mighty One |
Currency | Flaaben |
Animal | Flibbitybobble |
The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.389 billion Flibblibians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.
The gigantic but inefficient Flibblersian economy, worth an astonishing 17,948 trillion Flaabens a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 590,616 Flaabens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Childish pranks are no laughing matter, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, and the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Flibblers is ranked 139,622nd in the world and 36th in Antarctica for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 109.46 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Flibblers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
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Flibblers, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
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Flibblers, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.
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Flibblers, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
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Flibblers, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
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Flibblers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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Flibblers, everyone apparently sends The Oppressive Mighty One hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
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Flibblers, every workday begins with group therapy.
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Flibblers, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
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Flibblers, there's no representation without taxation.