Population | 33.338 billion |
Capital | Flibble Central |
Leader | The Oppressive Mighty One |
Currency | Flaaben |
Animal | Flibbitybobble |
The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 33.338 billion Flibblibians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.
The gigantic but underdeveloped Flibblersian economy, worth an astonishing 17,274 trillion Flaabens a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 518,170 Flaabens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand, and government employees from Flibblers dominate international lumberjack competitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Flibblers is ranked 153,519th in the world and 15th in Antarctica for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.09 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Flibblers, government employees from Flibblers dominate international lumberjack competitions.
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Flibblers, emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand.
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Flibblers, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
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Flibblers, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
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Flibblers, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning.
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Flibblers lodged a message on the Antarctica Regional Message Board.
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Flibblers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
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Flibblers, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
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Flibblers, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
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Flibblers, criminals are really screwed.