The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 36.706 billion Flibblibians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Flibbliblian economy, worth an astonishing 37,669 trillion Flaabens a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,026,238 Flaabens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flibblers is ranked 1,713^th in the world and 4^th in Antarctica for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,243.22 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.