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Most Patriotic: 6thLowest Crime Rates: 8thMost Secular: 13th
The Morally Questionable People of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Flibble
The Oppressive Mighty One
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Flibblers

Population31.359 billion

CapitalFlibble Central
LeaderThe Oppressive Mighty One

CurrencyFlaaben
AnimalFlibbitybobble

The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 31.359 billion Flibblibians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.

The gigantic but inefficient Flibblersian economy, worth an astonishing 17,034 trillion Flaabens a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 543,202 Flaabens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Flaaben battlesuits, and citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flibblers is ranked 227,366th in the world and 52nd in Antarctica for Most Primitive, scoring -1588.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Patriotic: 6thLowest Crime Rates: 8thMost Secular: 13thMost Corrupt Governments: 14thLongest Average Lifespans: 17thSmartest Citizens: 18thLargest Governments: 19thHealthiest Citizens: 20thLargest Black Market: 23rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 34thMost Scientifically Advanced: 76thLargest Agricultural Sector: 78thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 108thHighest Economic Output: 122ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 133rdLargest Mining Sector: 168thHighest Average Incomes: 220thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 286thMost Advanced Public Education: 316thHighest Poor Incomes: 437thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 443rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 462ndMost Stationary: 1,463rdLargest Populations: 2,152ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,194thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,751stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,463rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,588thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,744thMost Inclusive: 5,528thRudest Citizens: 6,639thMost Influential: 8,009thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,509thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,595thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 13,226thMost Authoritarian: 15,312thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,308th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Flaaben battlesuits.
  • : Flibblers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Flibblers's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.

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