The Kingdom of Flaxxony is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Gerald I with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.049 billion Flaxxons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flaxburgh. The average income tax rate is 67.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Flaxxonyian economy, worth 992 trillion Flaxmarks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,627 Flaxmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Two inland cities have unveiled their new desalination plants, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, and petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flaxxony's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Not Applicable.

Flaxxony is ranked 7,366^th in the world and 2^nd in Tarkin for Most Secular, with 95.55 Atheism Rate.