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Nudest: 1,094th Largest Black Market: 1,647th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,813th
The Festering Cesspool of
Father Knows Best State
I DRINK, therefore I am...
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Flatulati Incontinentia

Population14.019 billion

CapitalUpper Fährtburg
LeaderRastus Odinga Odinga XXXVII

CurrencyBaked Bean
AnimalCyclops Calf

The Festering Cesspool of Flatulati Incontinentia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rastus Odinga Odinga XXXVII with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.019 billion Flatulati Incontinentians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upper Fährtburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Flatulati Incontinentian economy, worth a remarkable 1,753 trillion Baked Beans a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 125,112 Baked Beans, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, fraternities are notoriously exclusive, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flatulati Incontinentia's national animal is the Cyclops Calf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Odinganism.

Flatulati Incontinentia is ranked 155,363rd in the world and 5,425th in Lazarus for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 45.14 Workforce Participation Rate.

Nudest: 1,094thTop
Largest Black Market: 1,647thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,813thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,265thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,116thMost Influential: 4,181stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,702ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,787thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,907thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,503rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,697thMost Stationary: 5,930thHighest Economic Output: 6,664thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,853rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,117thBest Weather: 8,510thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,769thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,416thLargest Populations: 9,996thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,452ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,512thMost Developed: 10,770thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,791stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,447thLargest Governments: 12,744thLowest Crime Rates: 13,349thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,414th
Nudest: 49th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 86th in the regionLargest Black Market: 87th in the regionMost Influential: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 100th in the regionMost Stationary: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 153rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 232nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 237th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 252nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 254th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 306th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 322nd in the regionLargest Populations: 329th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 374th in the regionBest Weather: 382nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 445th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 461st in the regionMost Developed: 500th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 505th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 530th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 573rd in the region

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