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Largest Black Market: 1,980thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,300thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,124th
The Festering Cesspool of
Father Knows Best State
I DRINK, therefore I am...
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Minnow
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Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Flatulati Incontinentia

Population17.242 billion

CapitalUpper Fährtburg
LeaderRastus Odinga Odinga XXXVII
FaithOdinganism

CurrencyPugnacious Fährt
AnimalCyclops Calf

The Festering Cesspool of Flatulati Incontinentia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Rastus Odinga Odinga XXXVII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.242 billion Flatulati Incontinentians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upper Fährtburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Flatulati Incontinentian economy, worth a remarkable 2,331 trillion Pugnacious Fährts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 135,224 Pugnacious Fährts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 450,823 per year while the poor average 30,199, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Flatulati Incontinentia, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and glamping Flatulati Incontinentians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flatulati Incontinentia's national animal is the Cyclops Calf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Odinganism.

Flatulati Incontinentia is ranked 108,845th in the world and 3,918th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 544.63 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,300thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,124thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,922ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,062ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,222ndNudest: 4,673rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,115thHighest Economic Output: 6,016thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,236thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,362ndBest Weather: 8,139thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,193rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,206thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,298thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,335thLargest Populations: 8,924thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,718thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,777thMost Armed: 9,987thTop
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Most Developed: 11,926thLargest Governments: 12,346thLowest Crime Rates: 13,630thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,657thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,966thHighest Average Incomes: 17,189thMost Efficient Economies: 19,591stLongest Average Lifespans: 20,671st
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Largest Black Market: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 137th in the regionNudest: 194th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 195th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 225th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 245th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 254th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 263rd in the regionLargest Populations: 288th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 291st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 347th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 420th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 446th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 448th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 452nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 452nd in the regionBest Weather: 454th in the regionMost Armed: 488th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 517th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 547th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 612th in the regionMost Developed: 686th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 687th in the regionLargest Governments: 755th in the region

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