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Nudest: 1,001st Largest Black Market: 1,678th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,815th
The Festering Cesspool of
Father Knows Best State
I DRINK, therefore I am...
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Flatulati Incontinentia

Population14.406 billion

CapitalUpper Fährtburg
LeaderRastus Odinga Odinga XXXVII

CurrencyBaked Bean
AnimalCyclops Calf

The Festering Cesspool of Flatulati Incontinentia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rastus Odinga Odinga XXXVII with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.406 billion Flatulati Incontinentians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upper Fährtburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Flatulati Incontinentian economy, worth a remarkable 1,798 trillion Baked Beans a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 124,876 Baked Beans, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, fraternities are notoriously exclusive, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flatulati Incontinentia's national animal is the Cyclops Calf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Odinganism.

Flatulati Incontinentia is ranked 69,698th in the world and 2,849th in Lazarus for Most Inclusive, scoring 104.46 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Nudest: 1,001stLargest Black Market: 1,678thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,815thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,241stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,382ndMost Influential: 4,582ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,610thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,792ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,851stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,469thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,742ndMost Stationary: 5,753rdHighest Economic Output: 6,689thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,898thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,040thBest Weather: 8,443rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,714thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,438thLargest Populations: 9,805thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,259thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,790thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,925thMost Developed: 11,066thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,634thLargest Governments: 12,773rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,342ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,347th
Nudest: 42nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 88th in the regionLargest Black Market: 89th in the regionMost Influential: 100th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 100th in the regionMost Stationary: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 144th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 248th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 249th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 251st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 264th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 314th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 331st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 339th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 423rd in the regionBest Weather: 423rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 438th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 463rd in the regionMost Developed: 547th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 551st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 552nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 564th in the region

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