by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 14thMost Conservative: 38thMost Income Equality: 71st
The Finite Campsite of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Seriously, does my lawn look curved to you?
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Flat Earth

Population47.007 billion

Currencypancake
Animalsidewalk end

The Finite Campsite of Flat Earth is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 47.007 billion Flat Earthians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Flat Earthian economy, worth 178 trillion pancakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 3,788 pancakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase and the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flat Earth's national animal is the sidewalk end, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flat Earth is ranked 203,422nd in the world and 2nd in Bad Science for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 350.34 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Top
1%
Most Authoritarian: 14thMost Conservative: 38thMost Income Equality: 71stMost Extreme: 81stLargest Populations: 305thTop
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Most Influential: 5,733rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,787thMost Stationary: 7,516thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 23,934thMost Pacifist: 28,381st
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Flat Earth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Flat Earth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Survivors and the Top 5% for Most Dead.
  • : Flat Earth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Stationary, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Flat Earth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Flat Earth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Flat Earth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Flat Earth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Flat Earth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Flat Earth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Flat Earth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.

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