The Rebirth of Flasankia Trash is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.071 billion simps enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Flasankia Trashian economy, worth 136 trillion simps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 127,413 simps, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 497,507 per year while the poor average 22,256, a ratio of 22.4 to 1.

Foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Leader, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Flasankia Trash's national animal is the simp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Flasankia Trash is ranked 20,245^th in the world and 874^th in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 98.8 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.