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Most Valuable International Artwork: 54thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 962ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,837th
The Rebirth of
Flasankia trash
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Flasankia Trash

Population1.071 billion


The Rebirth of Flasankia Trash is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.071 billion simps enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Flasankia Trashian economy, worth 136 trillion simps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 127,413 simps, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 497,507 per year while the poor average 22,256, a ratio of 22.4 to 1.

Foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Leader, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Flasankia Trash's national animal is the simp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Flasankia Trash is ranked 20,245th in the world and 874th in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 98.8 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 54thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 962ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,837thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,062ndMost Influential: 4,132ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,218thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,440thFattest Citizens: 5,512thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,499thHighest Crime Rates: 6,576thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,120thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,619thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,177thLargest Retail Industry: 13,218thMost Armed: 13,850thMost Avoided: 17,585thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,604thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,655thMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,663rdLargest Publishing Industry: 18,790thMost Efficient Economies: 20,245thHighest Average Incomes: 22,852ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,458thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,692nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 54th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 98th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 162nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 175th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 184th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 191st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 205th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 260th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 325th in the regionMost Avoided: 335th in the regionMost Armed: 395th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 493rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 495th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 549th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 575th in the regionRudest Citizens: 596th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 603rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 624th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 737th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 874th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 877th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 891st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 898th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 926th in the regionMost Influential: 945th in the regionMost Devout: 953rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 962nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 998th in the region

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