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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th Most Corrupt Governments: 33rd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 62nd
The Glorious Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Dale before all. Eliminate the non-believers.
Dale Flanderlion
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Flanderlion

Population11.372 billion

CapitalFlanderlion Fortress
LeaderDale Flanderlion
FaithDale Flanderlionianism

Currencydenarius
AnimalFlanderlion

The Glorious Kingdom of Flanderlion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dale Flanderlion with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.372 billion Flanderlionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flanderlion Fortress. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Flanderlionian economy, worth a remarkable 7,132 trillion denarii a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 627,183 denarii, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,122,693 per year while the poor average 136,947, a ratio of 15.5 to 1.

The industries of Flanderlion are coughing all the way to the bank, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Flanderlion Fortress Natural History Museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flanderlion's national animal is the Flanderlion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dale Flanderlionianism.

Flanderlion is ranked 1,336th in the world and 27th in the Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 13,821.56 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27thMost Corrupt Governments: 33rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 62ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 71stLargest Black Market: 77thHighest Average Incomes: 90thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 108thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 137thLargest Insurance Industry: 163rdMost Subsidized Industry: 175thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 180thLargest Mining Sector: 185thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 186thLargest Gambling Industry: 192ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 219thMost Devout: 232ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 276thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 389thMost Avoided: 415thLargest Governments: 563rdHighest Economic Output: 659thLowest Crime Rates: 683rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 933rdRudest Citizens: 1,285thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,336thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,809thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,817thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,456thLargest Retail Industry: 2,542ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,684thMost Efficient Economies: 3,328thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,733rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,807thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,334thMost Conservative: 6,391stTop
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Most Influential: 9,555thLargest Populations: 16,209thMost Stationary: 16,526th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 47th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 59th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 62nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 104th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 106th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 107th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 148th in the regionMost Influential: 151st in the regionMost Stationary: 202nd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 362nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 528th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 607th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Flanderlion Fortress Natural History Museum.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, the industries of Flanderlion are coughing all the way to the bank.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, it's scientifically provable that Flanderlionian guys don't know how to make a woman happy.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.

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