by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 863rdMost Pacifist: 1,106thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,309th
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia
Ní neart go cur le chéile -There is strength in unity
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.943 billion



The Free Land of Fizzopolis is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Fizz with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.943 billion Fizzopolisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celandin. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Fizzopolisian economy, worth 268 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,076 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, government workers are more efficient and more unhappy than ever, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Fizzopolisian pirates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fizzopolis's national animal is the honeybee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Fizzopolis is ranked 226,069th in the world and 367th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -11.05 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 863rdMost Pacifist: 1,106thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,309thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,535thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,641stNicest Citizens: 1,758thMost Inclusive: 1,821stSafest: 1,861stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,938thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,021stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,702ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,988thBest Weather: 3,079thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,114thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,151stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,529thMost Developed: 3,542ndMost Influential: 3,640thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,652ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,654thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,892ndSmartest Citizens: 5,103rdLargest Governments: 5,157thLowest Crime Rates: 5,237thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,406thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,657thMost Secular: 7,089thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,153rdMost Cultured: 8,129thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,674thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,116thMost Efficient Economies: 14,267thMost Income Equality: 16,845thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,041stHighest Average Incomes: 17,254thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,031st
Safest: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionBest Weather: 34th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 36th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 38th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 39th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 42nd in the regionNudest: 46th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 46th in the region

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