The Holy Empire of Fivme is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Il Duce with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.228 billion Fivmeni are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magna. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fivmeno economy, worth 908 trillion Lirums a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,699 Lirums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, and terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fivme's national animal is the Aquila, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fascism.

Fivme is ranked 12,930^th in the world and 2^nd in Orsa for Most Developed, scoring 83.24 on the Human Development Index.