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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 592nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,306th Most Devout: 3,939th
The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
pro patria et pro populo
Il Duce
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Fivme

Population5.228 billion

CapitalMagna
LeaderIl Duce
FaithFascism

CurrencyLirum
AnimalAquila

The Holy Empire of Fivme is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Il Duce with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.228 billion Fivmeni are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magna. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fivmeno economy, worth 908 trillion Lirums a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,699 Lirums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, and terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fivme's national animal is the Aquila, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fascism.

Fivme is ranked 12,930th in the world and 2nd in Orsa for Most Developed, scoring 83.24 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 592ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,306thTop
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Most Devout: 3,939thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,947thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,416thMost Cultured: 6,808thTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,165thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,389thHighest Average Incomes: 8,461stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,807thLowest Crime Rates: 8,839thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,654thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,680thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,668thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,442ndLargest Governments: 12,477thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,599thMost Developed: 12,930thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,429thLargest Retail Industry: 13,865thHighest Economic Output: 14,137thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,343rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,060thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,157thMost Stationary: 15,344th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fivme was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Fivme, terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban.
  • : Fivme was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Fivme, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore.
  • : Following new legislation in Fivme, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in Fivme, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Fivme, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Fivme was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Fivme, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Fivme, the diplomatic corps stinks.

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