The Holy Empire of Fivme is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Il Duce with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.327 billion Fivmeni are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magna. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fivmeno economy, worth a remarkable 1,173 trillion Lirums a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 185,453 Lirums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, and foreign governments regularly accuse the Fivmeno military of war crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fivme's national animal is the Aquila, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fascism.

Fivme is ranked 140,308^th in the world and 3^rd in Orsa for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.