The Holy Empire of Fivme is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Il Duce with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.717 billion Fivmeni are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magna. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fivmeno economy, worth a remarkable 1,019 trillion Lirums a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 178,252 Lirums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, and blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fivme's national animal is the Aquila, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fascism.

Fivme is ranked 159,837^th in the world and 2^nd in Orsa for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.73 Crimes Per Hour.