|Capital||The Black Church|
|Leader||Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme|
|Faith||Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve|
|Currency||Smooth n Silky Platypus|
|Animal||Space Cow Squid Thing|
The Asparagus And Beef Broccoli of FiTzGEraLdLAnD is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.082 billion Funnymens are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Funnymenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,630 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 237,392 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,041,328 per year while the poor average 4,645, a ratio of 439 to 1.
You can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiTzGEraLdLAnD's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in FiTzGEraLdLAnD, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Pencil Sharpeners 2".
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD was endorsed by The Clones of The United Nates.
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD was endorsed by The Dictatorship of 2nd AH Republic.
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD endorsed The Republic of South United of Canada.
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD endorsed The People's Republic of Kanaria Respubliko.
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD endorsed The Spell of Fade Shield.
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD endorsed The Femboys of Drooken.
- : FiTzGEraLdLAnD endorsed The Dictatorship of 2nd AH Republic.
- : Following new legislation in FiTzGEraLdLAnD, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
Endorsements Received: 119 » Masters86, Farrakhan, Capitalist Paradise, Zavea, Cecilly, Raj7765, Aggro, Perfect Sublime Masters, Cyrtenes, Gorgondria, Sarotte, Islamic Republic e Jariri, The Horror Channel, Panormia, Vas Normandy, Emeseses, Arinteriswith, Edgedgie, Yoshiterra, Andromeda Islands, Pettlland, Arkhane, Thus Sprach Zarathustra, Zerentopia, Razorback, Maazalik, Magrinia, Rushkaland, Lederland, Alcrestia Liakar, Hunternia, Singu1arity, Super Mega Awesome, The Libertarian Republic of Savages, Collosuss, CLovidia, Greater-Syria, Fragmented Spero, Nation of Urie, TorNaGul, NewColo, Charlie-Simba, Cleo and Topaz, Kaiserreich Subreddit, Bauntu, ShyVini, Rublex, Golexald, DisregardWork, APKland, and 69 others.Makdon, United Latin American States, Kwailia, Northcanadia, Ataleshilbonia, Ghojingles, Silap Inua, VTML, Luxize, Aviace, Allwarts, Lolcatistan, Hyponichtmallieturam, Tom97land, Southwest Michigan, East Pearkryx Figa, Hallmaak, Aianistan, Sinoco, Delight, Rax-Japeng, Deltarios, Greater Diskorxia, Sabai Mak Mak, Ullava, Fauzjhia, Noneyuh, Isles of Govia, Non Muslims, Zhonglun, Terra di Milan, Karktopials Reborn, Ducaleutania, Odawa, Dexian, Weinstrudelndar, Agalaesia, Ledama, Nordiska Enade Sociala Stater, Irocnia, The United Franciscian Duchies, Sublime State of Israel, An Evil Spirit, Yrskienne, XW5RULEZ, 1ndependentSystems, Everlasting Empire, Palestinestate, Free Eridan, Berlitria, Old Hope, Poo Poo Dumpsters, North Oceonia, The Western Roman Empjre, The Church of Satan, Antwilla, COPPAtilism, Ulslur, Sorpex, New Anarchisticstan, Aadarsh Land, Island of Darkness, Estals, Daiamid, Nouvoue Comlumbis, Vargstad, North Sokovia, 2nd AH Republic, and The United Nates.