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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 447thMost Valuable International Artwork: 573rdLargest Retail Industry: 657th
The Asparagus And Beef Broccoli of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme
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Political Freedom

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Population11.082 billion

CapitalThe Black Church
LeaderGrand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme
FaithPink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve

CurrencySmooth n Silky Platypus
AnimalSpace Cow Squid Thing

The Asparagus And Beef Broccoli of FiTzGEraLdLAnD is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.082 billion Funnymens are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Funnymenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,630 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 237,392 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,041,328 per year while the poor average 4,645, a ratio of 439 to 1.

You can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiTzGEraLdLAnD's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve.

FiTzGEraLdLAnD is ranked 6,194th in the world and 209th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 36,881.62 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 447thMost Valuable International Artwork: 573rdLargest Retail Industry: 657thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 692ndFattest Citizens: 719thLargest Insurance Industry: 836thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 917thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,160thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,360thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,602ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,742ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,745thMost Secular: 1,787thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,144thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,252ndMost Influential: 2,324thMost Avoided: 2,537thMost Armed: 2,878thMost Efficient Economies: 3,365thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,552ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,632ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,974thHighest Average Incomes: 4,110thRudest Citizens: 4,309thLargest Black Market: 5,315thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,475thHighest Economic Output: 6,034thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,194thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,107thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,023rdMost Patriotic: 8,381stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,500thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,316thTop
Largest Governments: 11,696thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,020thLowest Crime Rates: 12,640thMost Pro-Market: 16,407thMost Stationary: 16,859thSmartest Citizens: 17,430th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionFattest Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 32nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 49th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionMost Secular: 72nd in the regionMost Armed: 79th in the regionMost Avoided: 90th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 99th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 111th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 119th in the regionRudest Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 129th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 130th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 157th in the regionMost Stationary: 179th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 196th in the regionMost Patriotic: 206th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 209th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 212th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 232nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 261st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 267th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 303rd in the regionLargest Governments: 317th in the regionLargest Black Market: 342nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 358th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 360th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 368th in the region

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