The Glorious Occultist State of FiTzGEraLdLAnD is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.148 billion FiTzGEraLdLAnDiAns are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.7%.

The frighteningly efficient FiTzGEraLdLAnDian economy, worth a remarkable 2,147 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 211,666 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 671,114 per year while the poor average 50,898, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

A PhD just ain't what it used to be, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiTzGEraLdLAnD's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve.

FiTzGEraLdLAnD is ranked 220,607^th in the world and 6,474^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 134.04 on the Societal Mobility Rating.