The Glorious Occultist State of FiTzGEraLdLAnD is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.413 billion FiTzGEraLdLAnDians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.2%.

The frighteningly efficient FiTzGEraLdLAnDian economy, worth a remarkable 1,966 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 208,945 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Several inches are being added to first class seating, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme to cartoon bears, and Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme shot first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiTzGEraLdLAnD's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve.

FiTzGEraLdLAnD is ranked 220,320^th in the world and 6,034^th in the Rejected Realms for Best Weather, with -435 Meters Of Sunlight.