by Max Barry

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,244th Fattest Citizens: 1,512th Largest Retail Industry: 2,028th
The Glorious Occultist State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Kitten Mittens :3
Big Boi Vermin Supreme
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population6.778 billion

CapitalThe Black Church
LeaderBig Boi Vermin Supreme
FaithLaVeyan Satanism - Ave Satanas

CurrencySmooth n Silky Platypus
AnimalSpace Cow Squid Thing

The Glorious Occultist State of Fitzgeraldland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.778 billion Fitzgeraldlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Fitzgeraldlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,118 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 165,061 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 588,417 per year while the poor average 33,304, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

For just a few extra Smooth n Silky Platypuses Fitzgeraldlandians can get new driving records with their new cars, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and bilingual Fitzgeraldlandians are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fitzgeraldland's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is LaVeyan Satanism - Ave Satanas.

Fitzgeraldland is ranked 12,507th in the world and 288th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Economic Output, with 1,118 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Insurance Industry: 1,244thTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,512thLargest Retail Industry: 2,028thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,340thNudest: 2,347thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,360thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,772ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,828thMost Avoided: 3,127thMost Influential: 3,151stLargest Mining Sector: 3,178thMost Secular: 3,452ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,467thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,490thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,501stLargest Black Market: 3,710thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,802ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,045thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,675thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,435thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,304thHighest Average Incomes: 9,640thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,805thHighest Economic Output: 12,507thMost Conservative: 13,432ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,750th
Most Influential: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 32nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 46th in the regionTop
Nudest: 62nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 62nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 65th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Avoided: 77th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 79th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 91st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Secular: 97th in the regionLargest Black Market: 103rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 110th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 130th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 230th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 243rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 249th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 288th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 297th in the regionMost Stationary: 327th in the regionMost Conservative: 343rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 351st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 375th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 384th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 413th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 459th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 506th in the region

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