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Largest Insurance Industry: 977thFattest Citizens: 1,191stLargest Retail Industry: 1,326th
The Glorious Occultist State of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme
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Population9.413 billion

CapitalThe Black Church
LeaderGrand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme
FaithPink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve

CurrencySmooth n Silky Platypus
AnimalSpace Cow Squid Thing

The Glorious Occultist State of FiTzGEraLdLAnD is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.413 billion FiTzGEraLdLAnDians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.2%.

The frighteningly efficient FiTzGEraLdLAnDian economy, worth a remarkable 1,966 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 208,945 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Several inches are being added to first class seating, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme to cartoon bears, and Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme shot first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiTzGEraLdLAnD's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve.

FiTzGEraLdLAnD is ranked 220,320th in the world and 6,034th in the Rejected Realms for Best Weather, with -435 Meters Of Sunlight.

Largest Insurance Industry: 977thFattest Citizens: 1,191stLargest Retail Industry: 1,326thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,760thMost Avoided: 2,058thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,095thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,248thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,391stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,664thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,782ndMost Secular: 3,043rdMost Influential: 3,045thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,046thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,135thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,378thMost Armed: 3,406thLargest Black Market: 4,083rdRudest Citizens: 4,165thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,352ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,436thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,027thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,065thHighest Average Incomes: 5,610thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,975thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,978thMost Efficient Economies: 7,348thHighest Economic Output: 7,913thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,283rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,913thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,870thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,769thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,187thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,675thLargest Governments: 17,764thSmartest Citizens: 18,864thMost Stationary: 19,501stLowest Crime Rates: 19,844th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 45th in the regionFattest Citizens: 46th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52nd in the regionMost Avoided: 59th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 71st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 73rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 91st in the regionMost Secular: 91st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 99th in the regionMost Armed: 101st in the regionRudest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 147th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 152nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 155th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 168th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 169th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 179th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 203rd in the regionMost Stationary: 223rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 226th in the regionLargest Black Market: 229th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 249th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 262nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 267th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 306th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 326th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 389th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 418th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 427th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 460th in the regionLargest Governments: 463rd in the regionLargest Populations: 537th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 538th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 578th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 581st in the region

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