The Asparagus And Beef Broccoli of FiTzGEraLdLAnD is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.082 billion Funnymens are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Funnymenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,630 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 237,392 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,041,328 per year while the poor average 4,645, a ratio of 439 to 1.

You can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiTzGEraLdLAnD's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve.

FiTzGEraLdLAnD is ranked 6,194^th in the world and 209^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 36,881.62 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.