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Most Valuable International Artwork: 342ndLargest Retail Industry: 536thLargest Insurance Industry: 669th
The Asparagus And Beef Broccoli of
Corporate Police State
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Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.328 billion

CapitalThe Black Church
LeaderGrand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme
FaithPink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve

CurrencySmooth n Silky Platypus
AnimalSpace Cow Squid Thing

The Asparagus And Beef Broccoli of FiTzGEraLdLAnD is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.328 billion Funnymens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Funnymenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,497 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 262,453 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 841,443 per year while the poor average 62,095, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

The government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of the Rejected Realms, and long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiTzGEraLdLAnD's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve.

FiTzGEraLdLAnD is ranked 86,755th in the world and 1,964th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,505.89 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 342ndLargest Retail Industry: 536thLargest Insurance Industry: 669thFattest Citizens: 715thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 996thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,086thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,276thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,435thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,639thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,907thMost Secular: 1,910thLargest Mining Sector: 1,954thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,971stMost Avoided: 2,016thMost Influential: 2,260thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,719thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,807thMost Armed: 2,855thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,922ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,969thMost Efficient Economies: 3,265thLargest Black Market: 3,431stHighest Average Incomes: 3,482ndRudest Citizens: 4,222ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,568thHighest Economic Output: 4,697thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,193rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,823rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,479thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,497thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,683rdMost Patriotic: 8,532ndLargest Governments: 10,867thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,727thTop
Most Stationary: 14,187thLowest Crime Rates: 15,458thSmartest Citizens: 17,417thLargest Populations: 24,127th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31st in the regionFattest Citizens: 36th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 44th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 47th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 55th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 68th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 69th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionMost Secular: 77th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 81st in the regionMost Armed: 81st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 85th in the regionLargest Black Market: 95th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 113th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 125th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 126th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 135th in the regionRudest Citizens: 144th in the regionMost Stationary: 150th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 167th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 168th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 171st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 193rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 234th in the regionLargest Governments: 261st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 269th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 333rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 389th in the regionLargest Populations: 489th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 625th in the region

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