The Glorious Occultist State of Fitzgeraldland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.778 billion Fitzgeraldlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Fitzgeraldlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,118 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 165,061 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 588,417 per year while the poor average 33,304, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

For just a few extra Smooth n Silky Platypuses Fitzgeraldlandians can get new driving records with their new cars, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and bilingual Fitzgeraldlandians are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fitzgeraldland's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is LaVeyan Satanism - Ave Satanas.

Fitzgeraldland is ranked 12,507^th in the world and 288^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Economic Output, with 1,118 trillion Standard Monetary Units.