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Largest Insurance Industry: 852ndFattest Citizens: 1,086thLargest Retail Industry: 1,171st
The Glorious Occultist State of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Kitten Mittens :3
Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.148 billion

CapitalThe Black Church
LeaderGrand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme
FaithPink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve

CurrencySmooth n Silky Platypus
AnimalSpace Cow Squid Thing

The Glorious Occultist State of FiTzGEraLdLAnD is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.148 billion FiTzGEraLdLAnDiAns are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.7%.

The frighteningly efficient FiTzGEraLdLAnDian economy, worth a remarkable 2,147 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 211,666 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 671,114 per year while the poor average 50,898, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

A PhD just ain't what it used to be, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiTzGEraLdLAnD's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve.

FiTzGEraLdLAnD is ranked 220,607th in the world and 6,474th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 134.04 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Largest Insurance Industry: 852ndFattest Citizens: 1,086thLargest Retail Industry: 1,171stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,550thMost Avoided: 1,904thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,944thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,027thLargest Mining Sector: 2,032ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,220thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,233rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,349thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,467thMost Influential: 2,638thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,702ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,449thMost Armed: 3,552ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,746thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,317thLargest Black Market: 4,801stHighest Average Incomes: 5,598thMost Efficient Economies: 5,788thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,941stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,232ndRudest Citizens: 6,423rdHighest Economic Output: 7,457thMost Secular: 7,513thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,658thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,426thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,700thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,093rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,200thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,109thLargest Governments: 16,617thLowest Crime Rates: 17,539thMost Stationary: 18,443rdMost Pro-Market: 20,591stSmartest Citizens: 21,162nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 26th in the regionFattest Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 48th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 59th in the regionMost Avoided: 63rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 63rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 85th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 85th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 94th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 95th in the regionMost Armed: 109th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 128th in the regionRudest Citizens: 165th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 177th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 177th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 197th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 202nd in the regionMost Stationary: 215th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 230th in the regionMost Secular: 237th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 244th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 265th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 293rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 298th in the regionLargest Black Market: 315th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 337th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 384th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 421st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 427th in the regionLargest Governments: 465th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 541st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 598th in the regionLargest Populations: 619th in the region

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