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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,200thRudest Citizens: 5,294thMost Influential: 6,518th
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Fissure Town

Population2.438 billion

CapitalFisstopia
LeaderThe Kazmaniac
FaithNone

CurrencyDogecoin
AnimalCrow

The Republic of Fissure Town is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Kazmaniac with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.438 billion Fissure Townians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fisstopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Fissure Townian economy, worth 355 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,874 Dogecoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fissure Town's national animal is the Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Fissure Town is ranked 37,389th in the world and 1,328th in Lazarus for Most Armed, with 0.98 Weapons Per Person.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,200thRudest Citizens: 5,294thMost Influential: 6,518thMost Secular: 6,552ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,915thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 8,741stMost Cultured: 9,278thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,487thHighest Drug Use: 9,905thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,221stLargest Black Market: 10,563rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,304thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,446thMost Average: 11,679thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,890thHighest Average Incomes: 13,822ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,933rdNudest: 14,882ndSmartest Citizens: 14,882ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,310thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,537thMost Developed: 16,596th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 134th in the regionMost Influential: 179th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 216th in the regionRudest Citizens: 231st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 334th in the regionMost Average: 360th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 416th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 427th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 481st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 505th in the regionMost Cultured: 513th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 555th in the regionNudest: 587th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 636th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fissure Town was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Fissure Town was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Fissure Town voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Aurelia"".
  • : Following new legislation in Fissure Town, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Fissure Town, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Fissure Town, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Fissure Town, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Fissure Town, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale.
  • : Fissure Town endorsed The Elo Hell of The Salvation States.
  • : Fissure Town was endorsed by The Elo Hell of The Salvation States.

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