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Most Ignorant Citizens: 198thMost Primitive: 301stMost Devout: 383rd
The Harmonious Orchard of
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Fishy Apples

Population8.604 billion

CapitalThe Sweet Apple Ocean
LeaderQueen Jackie IV
FaithThe Children of the Bobbing Apple

CurrencyFart
AnimalMermaid

The Harmonious Orchard of Fishy Apples is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Jackie IV with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.604 billion Mer-Apples have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Environment, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sweet Apple Ocean. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fishy Applesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,506 trillion Farts a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 175,055 Farts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Only the brainiest citizens become academics, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, bar brawls are an hourly occurrence, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fishy Apples's national animal is the Mermaid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Children of the Bobbing Apple.

Fishy Apples is ranked 235,381st in the world and 1st in The Bunny Fire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -23.04 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 198thMost Primitive: 301stMost Devout: 383rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 423rdMost Armed: 691stFattest Citizens: 727thHighest Crime Rates: 917thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 919thRudest Citizens: 1,190thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,407thLargest Black Market: 1,959thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,361stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,635thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,084thMost Inclusive: 4,113thMost Efficient Economies: 5,506thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,628thNudest: 5,935thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,380thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,530thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,617thMost Cultured: 8,982ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,488thHighest Economic Output: 11,374thTop
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Most Stationary: 11,894thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,502ndLargest Governments: 13,625thLargest Retail Industry: 15,470thMost Influential: 16,739thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,114thHighest Drug Use: 20,167thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,222ndMost Corrupt Governments: 22,649th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fishy Apples was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and the Top 5% for Most Stationary.
  • : Fishy Apples was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Fishy Apples, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla.
  • : Following new legislation in Fishy Apples, bar brawls are an hourly occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Fishy Apples, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling.
  • : Following new legislation in Fishy Apples, only the brainiest citizens become academics.
  • : Fishy Apples voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Death Penalty Ban".
  • : Fishy Apples was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Fishy Apples was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Fishy Apples was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments and Largest Retail Industry.

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