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Most Influential: 3,481stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,881stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,883rd
The Constitutional Monarchy of
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Freedom for all, and all are welcome
King Haggard
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Political Freedom

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Population7.623 billion

LeaderKing Haggard


The Constitutional Monarchy of Firtopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Haggard with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.623 billion Firtopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westwood. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Firtopian economy, worth 787 trillion Dollies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,371 Dollies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Preservative-laden Firtopian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firtopia's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Firtopia is ranked 4,300th in the world and 157th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.28 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Influential: 3,481stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,881stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,883rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,300thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,760thBest Weather: 8,907thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,698thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,710thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,841stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,360thTop
Safest: 11,373rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,225thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,392ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,541stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,614thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,396thMost Inclusive: 15,197thSmartest Citizens: 16,170thNicest Citizens: 17,133rdMost Secular: 17,264thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,587thMost Cultured: 18,449thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,562ndMost Advanced Public Education: 19,717thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,224th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 141st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 157th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 215th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 278th in the regionBest Weather: 280th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 284th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 314th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 321st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 359th in the regionLargest Populations: 370th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 375th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 379th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 414th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 417th in the regionMost Influential: 420th in the regionTop
Safest: 423rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 444th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 499th in the regionMost Inclusive: 529th in the regionMost Cultured: 536th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 545th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 600th in the regionMost Secular: 610th in the regionNicest Citizens: 655th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 678th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 763rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 805th in the regionLargest Governments: 822nd in the regionMost Developed: 836th in the region

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