Highest Poor Incomes: 141st Most Corrupt Governments: 200th Largest Mining Sector: 226th
The Alleanza Federale of
Democratic Socialists
Nella notte pił buia sono le Stelle a brillare
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Alleanza Federale of Firstaria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generale Jonathan Morris with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 19.708 billion Firstariani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polaria. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Firstariano economy, worth a remarkable 5,877 trillion Crediti Firstarianis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 298,209 Crediti Firstarianis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, Generale Jonathan Morris has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, and betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Firstaria's national animal is the Rondine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Osservatori della Notte.

Firstaria is ranked 159,638th in the world and 63rd in ITALIA for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 1.22 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 141stMost Corrupt Governments: 200thLargest Mining Sector: 226thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 233rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 374thMost Secular: 379thLargest Black Market: 440thHealthiest Citizens: 573rdLowest Crime Rates: 635thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 639thLargest Insurance Industry: 669thHighest Economic Output: 670thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 751stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 890thMost Avoided: 937thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,019thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,021stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,142ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,150thSmartest Citizens: 1,580thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,620thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,973rdRudest Citizens: 5,295thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,398thTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 10,246thLargest Governments: 11,963rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,511thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,832nd
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, Generale Jonathan Morris has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Firstaria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Firstaria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Firstaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Firstaria was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Socialist Federal Republic of Albarusija, killing 63 million zombies.
  • : Firstaria was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Grand Duchy of Lars, killing 46 million zombies.

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