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Highest Poor Incomes: 168th Most Corrupt Governments: 220th Largest Mining Sector: 236th
The Alleanza Federale of
Democratic Socialists
Nella notte pił buia sono le Stelle a brillare
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Alleanza Federale of Firstaria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generale Jonathan Morris with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 20.018 billion Firstariani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polaria. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Firstariano economy, worth a remarkable 5,969 trillion Crediti Firstarianis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 298,209 Crediti Firstarianis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, Generale Jonathan Morris has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, and betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Firstaria's national animal is the Rondine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Osservatori della Notte.

Firstaria is ranked 164,410th in the world and 4,661st in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.75 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 168thMost Corrupt Governments: 220thLargest Mining Sector: 236thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 256thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 412thLargest Black Market: 453rdMost Secular: 533rdHealthiest Citizens: 614thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 647thLowest Crime Rates: 666thLargest Insurance Industry: 677thHighest Economic Output: 685thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 800thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 889thMost Avoided: 988thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,126thHighest Average Incomes: 1,185thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,229thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,318thSmartest Citizens: 1,745thTop
Largest Populations: 3,685thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,154thRudest Citizens: 5,850thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,151stTop
Most Income Equality: 11,395thLargest Governments: 11,715thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,503rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,421stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,777th
Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Avoided: 29th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 38th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 83rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 134th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 148th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 213th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 258th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 306th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 449th in the regionLargest Governments: 530th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Firstaria's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Firstaria's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Firstaria's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Firstaria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Firstaria's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Firstaria was refounded in Balder.
  • : Firstaria ceased to exist in ITALIA.
  • : Firstaria's influence in ITALIA rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Firstaria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.


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