Population | 35.023 billion |
Capital | Warszawa |
Leader | Lech Wałęsa |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Zloty |
Animal | White Tailed Eagle |
The Rzeczpospolita Szlachecka of First Rzeczpospolita is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lech Wałęsa with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 35.023 billion First Rzeczpospolitans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warszawa. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient First Rzeczpospolitan economy, worth a remarkable 8,479 trillion Zloties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 242,117 Zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, and citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. First Rzeczpospolita's national animal is the White Tailed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
First Rzeczpospolita is ranked 584th in the world and 12th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 5,474.70482952 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : First Rzeczpospolita was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : First Rzeczpospolita lodged a message on the NationStates Regional Message Board.
- : First Rzeczpospolita was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : First Rzeczpospolita was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The MikesHope Essence of Mikeswill, curing 50 million infected.
- : First Rzeczpospolita was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 126 million infected.
- : First Rzeczpospolita was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 187 million infected.
- : First Rzeczpospolita was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 84 million infected.
- : First Rzeczpospolita was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 172 million infected.
- : First Rzeczpospolita was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 347 million infected.
- : First Rzeczpospolita was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 323 million infected.