Population | 16.434 billion |
Capital | Dotdotdot |
Leader | Leeeeeeader |
Faith | Hamsterfarianism |
Currency | Uno |
Animal | weird frogcat |
The First of First And Only Archive is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leeeeeeader with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.434 billion Ones are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dotdotdot. The average income tax rate is 12.3%.
The frighteningly efficient First And Only Archivean economy, worth a remarkable 3,978 trillion Unoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 242,080 Unoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
The overhead luggage compartment is often full, most people attending churches are maintenance workers, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, and interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. First And Only Archive's national animal is the weird frogcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hamsterfarianism.
First And Only Archive is ranked 321,745th in the world and 283rd in Forest for Nicest Citizens, with 0.54 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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First And Only Archive was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
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First And Only Archive's influence in Forest rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
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First And Only Archive, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories".
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First And Only Archive was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in
First And Only Archive, a PhD just ain't what it used to be.
- : Following new legislation in
First And Only Archive, most people attending churches are maintenance workers.
- : Following new legislation in
First And Only Archive, the overhead luggage compartment is often full.
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First And Only Archive, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
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First And Only Archive, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
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First And Only Archive's influence in Forest rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".