by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 2,492ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,568thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,815th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
We Shall Overcome
Queen Irene XVI
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.77 billion

LeaderQueen Irene XVI
FaithOrder of the One God


The Constitutional Monarchy of Firifanteria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Irene XVI with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.77 billion Firifanterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phompus. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Firifanterian economy, worth 133 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,431 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is totally unknown. Firifanteria's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Order of the One God.

Firifanteria is ranked 50,106th in the world and 79th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 3,056.27 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Influential: 2,492ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,568thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,815thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,123rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,278thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,320thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,494thNicest Citizens: 11,520thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,072ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,365thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 15,033rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,294thMost Inclusive: 16,857thMost Developed: 18,459thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,674thMost Pacifist: 21,035thHighest Food Quality: 22,361stMost Advanced Public Education: 23,486thBest Weather: 24,561stMost Cheerful Citizens: 25,336thMost Income Equality: 26,376thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,587th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 43rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 49th in the regionNicest Citizens: 50th in the regionLargest Black Market: 55th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 58th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 65th in the region

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