The Republic of Firhaz is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Governor Jehangir Amzad Hossain with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.243 billion Firhazians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiranz. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Firhazian economy, worth 476 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,920 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Firhazians, and the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firhaz's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Firhaz is ranked 248,860^th in the world and 19^th in Osagh for Most Patriotic, with 3.56 flags saluted per person per day.