The Kingdom of Firenation91 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Hades with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.203 billion Firenation91ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell central. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Firenation91ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,121 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 294,560 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and it's rare to find an unchewed pencil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firenation91's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is fire worshiper's.

Firenation91 is ranked 11,596^th in the world and 309^th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,247.5 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.