The Kingdom of Firenation91 is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 976 million Firenation91ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of hades. The average income tax rate is 47.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Firenation91ian economy, worth 161 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,287 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Leader, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firenation91's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Firenation91 is ranked 118,316^th in the world and 5,201^st in The East Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 18.98 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.