The Kingdom of Firenation91 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Hades with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.596 billion Firenation91ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Firenation91ian economy, worth 633 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 244,151 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 732,455 per year while the poor average 63,568, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

The practice of capital punishment proves divisive, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firenation91's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is fire worshiper's.

Firenation91 is ranked 33,286^th in the world and 701^st in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 441.97007825008 Days.