Population | 20.38 billion |
Capital | Celestia |
Leader | Lord Iriel Apollyon |
Faith | Pantheon of the Primordial Eight |
Currency | Aurus |
Animal | Nebula Phoenix |
The Magocracy of Finsternia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lord Iriel Apollyon with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.38 billion Finsternians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celestia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Finsternian economy, worth a remarkable 4,800 trillion Auruses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 235,531 Auruses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, the media seems excessively interested in what Lord Iriel Apollyon is wearing this season, religion makes people horny, and Lord Iriel Apollyon's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finsternia's national animal is the Nebula Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pantheon of the Primordial Eight.
Finsternia is ranked 309,367th in the world and 12,684th in Balder for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.53 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Finsternia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Finsternia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Finsternia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Zombies.
- : Finsternia's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Finsternia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Finsternia's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Finsternia was refounded in Balder.
- : Finsternia ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Finsternia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Developed and the Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Finsternia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Economic Output, and Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Largest Black Market.