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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,551st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,906th Largest Mining Sector: 3,299th
The Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
Freedom or Death
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend


Population7.654 billion

LeaderLord George William de Clare


The Kingdom of Finorweden is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord George William de Clare with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.654 billion Finorians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Finnish economy, worth a remarkable 1,007 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,683 Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 621,856 per year while the poor average 16,524, a ratio of 37.6 to 1.

Government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Finorweden's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Finorweden is ranked 134,089th in the world and 128th in United Kingdom for Smartest Citizens, with 20.81 Quips Per Hour.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,551stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,906thLargest Mining Sector: 3,299thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,405thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,570thFattest Citizens: 3,760thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,069thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,600thMost Avoided: 4,675thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,632ndMost Armed: 6,369thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,599thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,263rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,301stMost Pro-Market: 9,469thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,990thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,457thHighest Economic Output: 11,433rdLargest Retail Industry: 12,850thHighest Crime Rates: 12,862ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,817thHighest Average Incomes: 16,585thMost Devout: 16,839th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the region

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