by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13,491st Highest Disposable Incomes: 15,375th
The Federation of
Father Knows Best State
Strength through Unity
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Finnish Baltic Federation

Population45 million

CurrencyKrone
AnimalBrown Bear

The Federation of Finnish Baltic Federation is a small, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 45 million Finnish Baltic Federationians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.9%.

The very strong Finnish Baltic Federationian economy, worth 3.90 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 86,648 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, economists claim no news is good news, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finnish Baltic Federation's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Finnish Baltic Federation is ranked 40,874th in the world and 63rd in Enadia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,989.11 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13,491stHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,375th
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Fattest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Finnish Baltic Federation, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in Finnish Baltic Federation, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in Finnish Baltic Federation, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come.
  • : Following new legislation in Finnish Baltic Federation, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in Finnish Baltic Federation, the military has quashed a recent coup attempt.
  • : Following new legislation in Finnish Baltic Federation, Brown Bears that venture near secret military bases are shipped off to prison for espionage.
  • : Finnish Baltic Federation was reclassified from "Libertarian Police State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Finnish Baltic Federation, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Finnish Baltic Federation, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Finnish Baltic Federation.
  • : Finnish Baltic Federation was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Libertarian Police State".

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