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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,832ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,753rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,088th
The Finland SSR of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You can't beat omnipotence by punching it.
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Finland SSR

Population13.064 billion

CapitalTurku
LeaderSon Gogito
FaithGogito Worship

Currencymarkka
Animalsnow

The Finland SSR of Finland SSR is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Son Gogito with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.064 billion Fins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turku. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Finny economy, worth a remarkable 1,068 trillion markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 81,805 markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finland SSR's national animal is the snow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gogito Worship.

Finland SSR is ranked 180,892nd in the world and 9th in The Council of The Multiverse for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -6.24 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,832ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,753rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,088thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,802ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 11,477thLowest Crime Rates: 12,702ndMost Corrupt Governments: 13,172ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,804thMost Authoritarian: 13,860thHighest Economic Output: 15,669thLargest Populations: 17,514thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,905thLargest Governments: 18,771stSafest: 18,802ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,899thMost Secular: 18,981stLongest Average Lifespans: 19,163rdMost Stationary: 20,576thHealthiest Citizens: 20,707th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary and Most Influential.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Largest Governments.
  • : Finland SSR's influence in The Council of The Multiverse rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".

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