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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,034th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,577th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,730th
The Finland SSR of
Corrupt Dictatorship
You can't beat omnipotence by punching it.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Finland SSR

Population10.07 billion

LeaderSon Gogito
FaithGogito Worship


The Finland SSR of Finland SSR is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Son Gogito with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.07 billion Fins are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turku. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Finny economy, worth 580 trillion markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 57,615 markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finland SSR's national animal is the snow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gogito Worship.

Finland SSR is ranked 68,489th in the world and 14th in The Council of The Multiverse for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 83.64 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,034thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,577thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,730thMost Pacifist: 12,641stHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,665thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,229thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,103rdSafest: 15,195thLowest Crime Rates: 15,539th
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the region

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