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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,570th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,796th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,638th
The Finland SSR of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You can't beat omnipotence by punching it.
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Finland SSR

Population10.943 billion

CapitalTurku
LeaderSon Gogito
FaithGogito Worship

Currencymarkka
Animalsnow

The Finland SSR of Finland SSR is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Son Gogito with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.943 billion Fins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turku. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Finny economy, worth 892 trillion markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 81,591 markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finland SSR's national animal is the snow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gogito Worship.

Finland SSR is ranked 57,366th in the world and 4th in The Council of The Multiverse for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 71.6 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,570thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,796thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,638thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,067thMost Authoritarian: 9,866thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,682ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,799thLowest Crime Rates: 11,972ndLargest Welfare Programs: 12,379thMost Pacifist: 12,449thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,705th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Finland SSR, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Finland SSR, idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs.
  • : Following new legislation in Finland SSR, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • : Following new legislation in Finland SSR, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
  • : Finland SSR's influence in The Council of The Multiverse rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Finland SSR published "Why Do Free-Form Roleplays Work?" (Meta: Reference).
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Finland SSR, a stitch in time could see you serving nine.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Finland SSR, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.

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