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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,627th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,785th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,652nd
The Finland SSR of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You can't beat omnipotence by punching it.
Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Finland SSR

Population11.147 billion

CapitalTurku
LeaderSon Gogito
FaithGogito Worship

Currencymarkka
Animalsnow

The Finland SSR of Finland SSR is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Son Gogito with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.147 billion Fins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turku. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Finny economy, worth 909 trillion markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 81,591 markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finland SSR's national animal is the snow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gogito Worship.

Finland SSR is ranked 7,652nd in the world and 6th in The Council of The Multiverse for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,165.89 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,627thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,785thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,652ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,875thMost Authoritarian: 9,710thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,680thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,803rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,953rdMost Pacifist: 12,449thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,490thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,662nd
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Finland SSR's influence in The Council of The Multiverse rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Following new legislation in Finland SSR, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Finland SSR, idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs.
  • : Following new legislation in Finland SSR, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • : Following new legislation in Finland SSR, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
  • : Finland SSR's influence in The Council of The Multiverse rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Finland SSR published "Why Do Free-Form Roleplays Work?" (Meta: Reference).
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Finland SSR, a stitch in time could see you serving nine.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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