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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,764th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,902nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,815th
The Finland SSR of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You can't beat omnipotence by punching it.
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Finland SSR

Population10.427 billion

CapitalTurku
LeaderSon Gogito
FaithGogito Worship

Currencymarkka
Animalsnow

The Finland SSR of Finland SSR is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Son Gogito with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.427 billion Fins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turku. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Finny economy, worth 841 trillion markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 80,693 markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The justice of Finland SSR is considered superior to that of other nations, the Finny government claim that Fins are oppressed out of love, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and a stitch in time could see you serving nine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finland SSR's national animal is the snow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gogito Worship.

Finland SSR is ranked 149,623rd in the world and 13th in The Council of The Multiverse for Most Pro-Market, scoring -71.12 on the Rand Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,764thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,902ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,815thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,912thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,189thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,293rdMost Authoritarian: 11,961stLowest Crime Rates: 12,680thMost Pacifist: 13,399thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,863rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,957thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,675thHighest Economic Output: 16,803rdSafest: 17,293rd
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Finland SSR published "Why Do Free-Form Roleplays Work?" (Meta: Reference).
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Finland SSR, a stitch in time could see you serving nine.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Finland SSR, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Finland SSR, the Finny government claim that Fins are oppressed out of love.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Finland SSR, the justice of Finland SSR is considered superior to that of other nations.
  • : Finland SSR's influence in The Council of The Multiverse rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Finland SSR, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.

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