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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,146thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,912thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,376th
The Finland SSR of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You can't beat omnipotence by punching it.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Finland SSR

Population17.15 billion

CapitalTurku
LeaderSon Gogito
FaithGogito Worship

Currencymarkka
Animalsnow

The Finland SSR of Finland SSR is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Son Gogito with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 17.15 billion Fins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turku. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Finny economy, worth a remarkable 1,402 trillion markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 81,806 markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finland SSR's national animal is the snow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gogito Worship.

Finland SSR is ranked 60,246th in the world and 11th in The Council of The Multiverse for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 104.16 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,146thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,912thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,376thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,002ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,134thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 14,418thMost Stationary: 14,542ndLargest Welfare Programs: 14,673rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,881stLargest Populations: 15,677thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,242ndMost Influential: 16,693rdMost Authoritarian: 17,370thSafest: 19,366thMost Secular: 19,509thLargest Governments: 21,575thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,284thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,289thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,515thHealthiest Citizens: 25,742nd
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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