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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,805thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,419thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,402nd
The Finland SSR of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You can't beat omnipotence by punching it.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Finland SSR

Population15.896 billion

CapitalTurku
LeaderSon Gogito
FaithGogito Worship

Currencymarkka
Animalsnow

The Finland SSR of Finland SSR is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Son Gogito with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.896 billion Fins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turku. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Finny economy, worth a remarkable 1,300 trillion markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 81,806 markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finland SSR's national animal is the snow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gogito Worship.

Finland SSR is ranked 215,718th in the world and 10th in The Council of The Multiverse for Rudest Citizens, with 17.96 insults per minute.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,805thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,419thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,402ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,253rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,326thLowest Crime Rates: 13,988thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,038thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,531stHighest Economic Output: 14,615thMost Authoritarian: 15,125thMost Stationary: 15,717thLargest Populations: 16,401stMost Influential: 16,927thSafest: 18,235thMost Secular: 18,715thLargest Governments: 20,071stLongest Average Lifespans: 20,384thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,894thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,308thHealthiest Citizens: 23,346th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Finland SSR's influence in The Council of The Multiverse rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

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