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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,153rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,996thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,328th
The Finland SSR of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You can't beat omnipotence by punching it.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Finland SSR

Population17.669 billion

CapitalTurku
LeaderSon Gogito
FaithGogito Worship

Currencymarkka
Animalsnow

The Finland SSR of Finland SSR is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Son Gogito with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 17.669 billion Fins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turku. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Finny economy, worth a remarkable 1,445 trillion markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 81,806 markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finland SSR's national animal is the snow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gogito Worship.

Finland SSR is ranked 129,909th in the world and 3rd in The Council of The Multiverse for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,120.26 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,153rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,996thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,328thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,120thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,018thTop
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Most Stationary: 14,121stHighest Economic Output: 14,301stLargest Welfare Programs: 14,460thLowest Crime Rates: 14,909thLargest Populations: 15,511thMost Influential: 16,199thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,327thMost Authoritarian: 17,088thSafest: 19,333rdMost Secular: 19,473rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,735thLargest Governments: 21,737thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,112thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,510thHealthiest Citizens: 25,340thMost Pacifist: 26,874th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Finland SSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.

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