Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 601st Most Efficient Economies: 657th Largest Mining Sector: 661st
The Torpor Empire of
Corporate Police State
Such is the manner of our decline
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
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Frightening
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The Torpor Empire of Finium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Esmereldo Esteban Spessartine with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.453 billion Finians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hallsind. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Finite economy, worth a remarkable 3,363 trillion Ingots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 249,991 Ingots, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,164,113 per year while the poor average 32,199, a ratio of 36.2 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, penal labor is a de facto death sentence, children are expected to carve their own toys, and homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Finium's national animal is the Fae, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corinthite Apostolicism.

Finium is ranked 158,587th in the world and 34th in The Forgotten Lands for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 11.61 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 601stMost Efficient Economies: 657thLargest Mining Sector: 661stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,023rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,031stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,144thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,156thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,274thMost Primitive: 1,473rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,495thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,539thTop
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Most Avoided: 1,608thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,690thFattest Citizens: 1,717thHighest Economic Output: 1,848thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,042ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,052ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,165thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,506thLowest Crime Rates: 2,865thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,892ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,524thMost Devout: 3,610thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,961stMost Conservative: 5,094thLargest Retail Industry: 5,268thLargest Populations: 7,563rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,762ndLargest Black Market: 7,964thTop
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Largest Governments: 8,205thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,165thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,541stRudest Citizens: 12,665thMost Extreme: 13,554thMost Stationary: 14,309th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

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