Population | 5.342 billion |
Capital | Square |
Leader | Chocobo |
Faith | Crystals |
Currency | pound |
Animal | panther |
The JRPG of Final Fantasy 15 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chocobo with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.342 billion Final Fantasy 15ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Square. The average income tax rate is 59.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Final Fantasy 15ian economy, worth 478 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 89,625 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Criminals are really screwed, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging, and all the playground's a stage for Final Fantasy 15ian schoolchildren. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Fantasy 15's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Crystals.
Final Fantasy 15 is ranked 42,201st in the world and 5th in Square Enix for Most Cultured, scoring 75 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 15, all the playground's a stage for Final Fantasy 15ian schoolchildren.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 15, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 15, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 15, criminals are really screwed.
- : Final Fantasy 15 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout and Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 15, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 15, allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 15, foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 15, most Final Fantasy 15ian video games are banned in other countries.
- : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 15, citizens who don't follow Crystals are closely monitored for signs of self-harm.