The JRPG of Final Fantasy 14 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Moogle with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.293 billion Final Fantasy 14ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Square. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Final Fantasy 14ian economy, worth 465 trillion marks a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,877 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God, there's no such thing as bad publicity, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, and Final Fantasy 14 isn't what it used to be. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Fantasy 14's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Crystals.

Final Fantasy 14 is ranked 29,177^th in the world and 2^nd in Square Enix for Most Cultured, scoring 82 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.