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Nudest: 3,433rdLargest Gambling Industry: 5,648thMost Avoided: 9,142nd
The JRPG of
Conservative Democracy
There won't be another game after this.
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Final Fantasy 1

Population5.441 billion

CapitalSquare
LeaderMoogle
FaithCrystals

Currencylira
Animallion

The JRPG of Final Fantasy 1 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Moogle with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 5.441 billion Final Fantasy 1ians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Square. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Final Fantasy 1ian economy, worth 528 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Gambling, Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,139 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adverts urge Final Fantasy 1ians to "reach for a ciggy instead of your supper", refugees from other nations are flocking to Final Fantasy 1's border, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, and Lion is one of the most popular forenames in Final Fantasy 1. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Fantasy 1's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Crystals.

Final Fantasy 1 is ranked 156,720th in the world and 5th in Square Enix for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,349.25 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Nudest: 3,433rdTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 5,648thMost Avoided: 9,142ndMost Secular: 9,289thRudest Citizens: 13,765thFattest Citizens: 14,278thTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 18,748thLargest Black Market: 23,224thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,882ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,929th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Final Fantasy 1 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest and the Top 5% for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 1, Lion is one of the most popular forenames in Final Fantasy 1.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 1, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 1, refugees from other nations are flocking to Final Fantasy 1's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 1, adverts urge Final Fantasy 1ians to "reach for a ciggy instead of your supper".
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 1, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Final Fantasy 1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 1, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 1, Final Fantasy 1ians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 1, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Final Fantasy 1ian flag can be displayed.

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