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Nudest: 2,729thMost Authoritarian: 12,644thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,319th
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Filthydelphia

Population7.14 billion

CapitalFilthy
LeaderLara Axelrod
Faiththe worship of cold hard ca$h

Currencysmelly trash pile
AnimalSouth Philly street rat

The Smashmouth Street Smartasses of Filthydelphia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lara Axelrod with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.14 billion Filthydelphians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Filthy. The average income tax rate is 71.2%.

The Filthydelphian economy, worth 317 trillion smelly trash piles a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,521 smelly trash piles, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Filthydelphia's national animal is the South Philly street rat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is the worship of cold hard ca$h.

Filthydelphia is ranked 47,439th in the world and 37th in Philosophy 115 for Most Influential, scoring 521 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Authoritarian: 12,644thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,319thSafest: 16,441stMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,329thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,052ndMost Stationary: 19,600thLargest Black Market: 20,532nd
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Filthydelphia, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Filthydelphia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Filthydelphia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Filthydelphia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Filthydelphia, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Filthydelphia published "Philadelphia" (Factbook: Overview).
  • : Filthydelphia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Filthydelphia, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Filthydelphia, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
  • : Following new legislation in Filthydelphia, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.

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