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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,436thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,728thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,078th
The Incorporated States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Political Correctness in All Things!
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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Film Actor Guild

Population4.803 billion

CapitalKim Jong-Il Palace
LeaderAlec Baldwin
FaithTeam America The World Police

CurrencyFilm
AnimalKim Jong-il

The Incorporated States of Film Actor Guild is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Alec Baldwin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.803 billion Film Actor Guildians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kim Jong-Il Palace. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The powerhouse Film Actor Guildian economy, worth 377 trillion Films a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 78,532 Films, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 456,656 per year while the poor average 6,388, a ratio of 71.5 to 1.

Daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", foreign leaders who don't applaud Alec Baldwin's speeches are regarded as enemies of Film Actor Guild, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Film Actor Guild's national animal is the Kim Jong-il, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Team America The World Police.

Film Actor Guild is ranked 149,044th in the world and 5,932nd in Osiris for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 12.02 missed references per hour.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,436thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,728thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 16,078thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,701stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20,076thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,536thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,445thLargest Retail Industry: 26,295thMost Pro-Market: 27,037thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28,086th
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Most Pro-Market: 279th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 314th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 352nd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 683rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 698th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 727th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 855th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 982nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,127th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1,135th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,236th in the region

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