The Kingdom of Filipinn is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Monarch Theo Cobbett with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.428 billion Filipinnis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Filipiny. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipinni economy, worth 594 trillion Phills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,387 Phills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, and biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Filipinn's national animal is the North Atlantic Fin whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Filipinn is ranked 5,252^nd in the world and 2^nd in Liberal Democratic Union for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,238.25 pounds of wildlife per square mile.