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Safest: 1,181stMost Pacifist: 1,569thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,699th
The Kingdom of
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Filipinn

Population3.428 billion

CapitalFilipiny
LeaderMonarch Theo Cobbett

CurrencyPhill
AnimalNorth Atlantic Fin whale

The Kingdom of Filipinn is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Monarch Theo Cobbett with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.428 billion Filipinnis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Filipiny. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipinni economy, worth 594 trillion Phills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,387 Phills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, and biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Filipinn's national animal is the North Atlantic Fin whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Filipinn is ranked 5,252nd in the world and 2nd in Liberal Democratic Union for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,238.25 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Safest: 1,181stMost Pacifist: 1,569thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,699thNicest Citizens: 1,822ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,866thMost Inclusive: 2,030thHealthiest Citizens: 2,156thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,253rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,566thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,630thTop
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Most Developed: 2,718thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,057thHighest Food Quality: 3,092ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,139thBest Weather: 3,209thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,282ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,452ndLargest Governments: 3,811thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,877thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,886thSmartest Citizens: 4,010thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,083rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,226thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,252ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,340thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,769thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,877thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,270thMost Influential: 7,177thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,305thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,385thMost Efficient Economies: 8,871stMost Cultured: 9,198thHighest Average Incomes: 10,613thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,399thTop
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Most Secular: 17,878th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Filipinn lodged a message on the Liberal Democratic Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Filipinn, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
  • : Following new legislation in Filipinn, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels.
  • : Following new legislation in Filipinn, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Filipinn, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Filipinn, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in Filipinn, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days.
  • : Following new legislation in Filipinn, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Filipinn lodged a message on the Liberal Democratic Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Filipinn, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.

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