The Republic of Filipinn is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President James Richardson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.172 billion Filipinnos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Filipiny. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filipinni economy, worth 315 trillion Phills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,409 Phills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Filipinni politicians, cities are engulfed by smog, and supervisors in Filipinn commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Filipinn's national animal is the North Atlantic Fin whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Filipinn is ranked 127,046^th in the world and 31^st in Liberal Democratic Union for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 664.34 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.