Most Cultured: 672nd Healthiest Citizens: 1,272nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,407th
The Deus Terrarum of
New York Times Democracy
Fugere Fidelitas et morere Glorianter
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Deus Terrarum of Figltopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Praetor Longinus Celsus Aurelius with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.034 billion Figltopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loftia Centro Omnia. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Figltopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,895 trillion FIGL Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 171,830 FIGL Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snap elections are called over every minor impasse, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Figltopia's national animal is the Eldrazi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Figltopia is ranked 157,880th in the world and 2,901st in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -397.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Most Cultured: 672ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,272ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,407thTop
5%
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,987thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,071stMost Developed: 2,722ndSmartest Citizens: 2,942ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,081stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,421stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,748thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,059thMost Secular: 4,323rdHighest Economic Output: 4,334thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,001stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,056thHighest Average Incomes: 6,942ndTop
10%
Largest Populations: 10,649thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,140thLargest Governments: 12,170thMost Inclusive: 12,295thMost Efficient Economies: 12,372ndSafest: 12,915thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,767thLargest Retail Industry: 15,023rdNicest Citizens: 15,387thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,758th
Top
1%
Most Cultured: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionTop
5%
Healthiest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 35th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 49th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 53rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 62nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 62nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 65th in the regionMost Secular: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 91st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 102nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 107th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 136th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Populations: 152nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 172nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 180th in the regionSafest: 184th in the regionNicest Citizens: 199th in the regionLargest Governments: 217th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 238th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 242nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 243rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 267th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 267th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Figltopia, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in Figltopia, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Figltopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Figltopia, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Figltopia, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Figltopia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Figltopia, board shorts have replaced board rooms.
  • : Figltopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Figltopia, the Figltopia Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament.
  • : Figltopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

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