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Most Cultured: 730th Healthiest Citizens: 1,354th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,442nd
The Deus Terrarum of
New York Times Democracy
Fugere Fidelitas et morere Glorianter
Regional Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Deus Terrarum of Figltopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Praetor Longinus Celsus Aurelius with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.622 billion Figltopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loftia Centro Omnia. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Figltopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,041 trillion FIGL Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 175,687 FIGL Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture, all tariffs have been abolished, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Figltopia's national animal is the Eldrazi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Figltopia is ranked 103,832nd in the world and 2,094th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Drug Use, scoring 58.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Cultured: 730thHealthiest Citizens: 1,354thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,442ndTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,011thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,116thMost Developed: 2,843rdSmartest Citizens: 2,990thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,115thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,440thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,811thHighest Economic Output: 4,126thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,138thMost Secular: 4,214thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,946thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,077thHighest Average Incomes: 6,917thTop
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Largest Populations: 10,176thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,084thLargest Governments: 11,315thMost Efficient Economies: 11,636thMost Inclusive: 12,292ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,655thSafest: 12,692ndNicest Citizens: 14,288thLargest Retail Industry: 15,162ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,456thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,853rdMost Subsidized Industry: 17,854th
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Most Cultured: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 40th in the regionMost Developed: 50th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 54th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 66th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 68th in the regionMost Secular: 85th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 94th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 100th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 102nd in the regionLargest Populations: 143rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 149th in the regionSafest: 165th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 181st in the regionMost Inclusive: 181st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 186th in the regionLargest Governments: 199th in the regionNicest Citizens: 199th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 236th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 240th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 255th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 265th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 306th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 319th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 321st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 329th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 354th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Figltopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Figltopia, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals.
  • : Following new legislation in Figltopia, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Figltopia, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Figltopia, the monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture.
  • : Following new legislation in Figltopia, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Figltopia, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Figltopia, t-shirts displaying a photo of Praetor Longinus Celsus Aurelius performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Figltopia, Praetor Longinus Celsus Aurelius's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Figltopia, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.

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