by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 635th Most Influential: 931st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,853rd
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Strength Through Freedom
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Fighting Kawi Ninja

Population1.377 billion



The Republic of Fighting Kawi Ninja is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 1.377 billion Fighting Kawi Ninjans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woodbridge. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fighting Kawi Ninjan economy, worth 128 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,423 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, military service is compulsory, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, and joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fighting Kawi Ninja's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fighting Kawi Ninja is ranked 31,458th in the world and 1,353rd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 635thMost Influential: 931stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,853rdBest Weather: 7,406thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 9,894thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,012thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,039thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,154thMost Cultured: 12,166thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,402ndMost Developed: 12,783rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,843rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,539thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,103rd
Most Influential: 48th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 76th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 136th in the regionBest Weather: 234th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 272nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 290th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 294th in the regionMost Cultured: 358th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 367th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 370th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 402nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 406th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 419th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 434th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 476th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 492nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 519th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 562nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 572nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 574th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 620th in the regionLargest Governments: 667th in the regionLargest Black Market: 671st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 733rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily.
  • : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, military service is compulsory.
  • : Fighting Kawi Ninja was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university.
  • : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, the weather in Woodbridge is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, the fattest folk in Fighting Kawi Ninja look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Fighting Kawi Ninja endorsed The Oppressed Peoples of Doomen.
  • : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 201 » Pencil Sharpeners 2, Volaworand, The Solar System Scope, Luddinlande, Aidenfieeld, East Sakhlin, Curlyhoward, Arasi Luvasa, Asdfghuiop, Ezeleah, Escevola, Lightmare, Quiescent, Oxsania, WTP All the good names are taken, Lambdaland, Concrete Slab, Seliyan progressive Islands, Braavos and Lorath, Holy Dominate, Rebel-topia, Walloonia, Uncastania, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Qazahnir, Oberghtap, Pastir, Avalonica, Paenoa, RestartAll, Sthalrim, Pax Dracon, Crabius, Tsvetania, Ridehale, Nowa Europa, Si-topia, Khazadine, Iristead, Aywhyou, Poopisiya, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Jehenna, Theorin, The Two Jerseys, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Kiasu-ism, Spazzhole, Darakin, and 151 others.Calistan, United States of Vietnam, Neo-Indonesia, Utondara, Bod Wareenaland, Ufask, Nova Montron, Drystar, Pamela And Hepatitis, Lumpov Hasch, Lotadia, Yellunstryer, Paranoia, North Anatnom, Madhonia, Arx Obex, Democratic Parndia, Sanden, Hanguk-Nippon, Holy Chimerland, Deosdora, KIROVET, Japanese Federal Republic, Ancient Slobovia, St Oaks, The United Expanse, Lost And Found, The naked people, Sonnydesh, Northendia, Linguiniland, Lunadae, Dylar, Dankstergrad, Brendleton, Trelatche, Kongoudess, Farelonia, Sedunn, Angevin Britannia, Saciu, Mantas Meow, Noveos, Noire Denholm, Farengeto, Soul Har, La Ascension, Drugged Monkeys, Nothanksbutseriously, Havenfell, PEPEP, Center Lisle, Anachronolandia, Janapuri, Trinennie, Raccd, European Defense Organization, Kholdan, FreeFishers, New Briantown, Nankyoku Tairiku, Phillius, North Kanuckistan, Jaxon, Sandaoguo, Vos Dothrak, Santulanum, Bandorion, GI-Land, Blahblah2017, Great Andora, Kringalia, Catalunya Unida, Sagada, Vincent Field, Complete Conformity, Erinor, Tsunamy, Aumeltopia, Beepee, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, UnShleepd, Silberne Wache, Elveka, Esfalsa, Lester Crest, Barabarom, The National Corporation, Macrothea, Shengtie, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Grouu, Awjan, Transcostria, Liberated Lambergs, Aguatania, Spearos, Cuuldere, Upper Usok Valley, Xandev, Agalaesia, Lorora3, Rabbitz, Kandorith, Wyatonians, Darbor, Kroumos, Badener, Midand, Mikole, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Shema Mitzvah, Zess, Whimichy, Uncomfortable nooks and crannies, Birdkeeper, Otaku Trash, Akindom, Maletora, Ariankido, State of Iowa, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Jahass, Choodox, The Filippinas, Mircea, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Academy of Umbrellas, Ostanasia, The Technocrates, The Dragon Enclave, The Canadian Republic Colonies, Stoniamera, Plasitades, Farrts, Dasko, Crystal Creation, Slenrotros, Sesteran, Qawe, Eritis, Churumduul, Freedoom, Tijanapolis, Chocholand, Milvands, P R of China, and Doomen.

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