The Republic of Fighting Kawi Ninja is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.517 billion Fighting Kawi Ninjans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woodbridge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Fighting Kawi Ninjan economy, worth 730 trillion rupees a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 161,777 rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 544,776 per year while the poor average 35,592, a ratio of 15.3 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, excessive gerrymandering has earned Fighting Kawi Ninja the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship', and the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fighting Kawi Ninja's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fighting Kawi Ninja is ranked 4,302^nd in the world and 144^th in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 440 trillion Standard Monetary Units.