by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 55thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 622ndMost Influential: 982nd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Strength Through Freedom
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Fighting Kawi Ninja

Population5.273 billion



The Republic of Fighting Kawi Ninja is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its fear of technology, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.273 billion Fighting Kawi Ninjans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woodbridge. The average income tax rate is 52.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Fighting Kawi Ninjan economy, worth 741 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,663 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Only persecuted professionals need apply, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, planespotters are emigrating in droves, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fighting Kawi Ninja's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fighting Kawi Ninja is ranked 162,747th in the world and 5,333rd in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 45.52 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 55thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 622ndMost Influential: 982ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,172ndMost Primitive: 1,253rdTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,079thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,758thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,039thLargest Black Market: 4,619thMost Devout: 5,360thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,610thBest Weather: 5,843rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,921stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,190thMost Cultured: 6,421stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,433rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,651stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,894thMost Efficient Economies: 9,144thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,460thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,600thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,059thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,175thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,227thHighest Average Incomes: 16,471stHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,828thMost Stationary: 21,180thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,472ndLowest Crime Rates: 22,568thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,139thRudest Citizens: 24,093rd
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionMost Primitive: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 88th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 107th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 109th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 130th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 139th in the regionMost Devout: 166th in the regionLargest Black Market: 180th in the regionMost Cultured: 187th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 190th in the regionBest Weather: 196th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 214th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 234th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 240th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 252nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 285th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 285th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 300th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 352nd in the regionMost Stationary: 398th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 410th in the regionRudest Citizens: 450th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 463rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 487th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 526th in the regionLargest Populations: 582nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 635th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 666th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 702nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 727th in the regionMost Developed: 750th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 790th in the regionLargest Governments: 792nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, planespotters are emigrating in droves.
  • : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, only persecuted professionals need apply.
  • : Fighting Kawi Ninja voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Roavin".
  • : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Fighting Kawi Ninja, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Fighting Kawi Ninja was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 245 » Volaworand, The Solar System Scope, Aidenfieeld, Curlyhoward, Escevola, Oxsania, Seliyan progressive Islands, Rebel-topia, Walloonia, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Avalonica, RestartAll, Sthalrim, Pax Dracon, Tsvetania, Ridehale, Nowa Europa, Si-topia, Poopisiya, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Jehenna, Theorin, The Two Jerseys, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Kiasu-ism, Spazzhole, Darakin, Calistan, Utondara, Bod Wareenaland, Nova Montron, Drystar, Pamela And Hepatitis, Yellunstryer, Madhonia, Sanden, Hanguk-Nippon, Japanese Federal Republic, Ancient Slobovia, St Oaks, The United Expanse, The naked people, Linguiniland, Dankstergrad, Trelatche, Sedunn, Angevin Britannia, Noire Denholm, Farengeto, and 195 others.Drugged Monkeys, Havenfell, PEPEP, Center Lisle, Kholdan, FreeFishers, New Briantown, North Kanuckistan, Sandaoguo, GI-Land, Great Andora, Kringalia, Erinor, Tsunamy, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Cuuldere, Xandev, Kandorith, Qvait, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, The Filippinas, Stoniamera, Dasko, Crystal Creation, PenguinPies, Amerion, Aurcania, Yeldarbsland, Mapico, Zaelith, Noveos, Direwolf1, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bleakfoot, Marstella, Corgitopiaa, Tiransia, Steampunk Engineers, Terran Draconia, Iym Winterless, Bawkie, Baltenlands, Techganet, Holy Free, Oreo States, Moreana, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, InnWorm, Anserisa, Ralphburg, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Springhollow, Sau Man Frescher, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, South Caleblan, The Worst army of, Dereistic, Dukin Donuts, Quh, Compli, Marinho Islands, Andinla, Markla, Shefino, Gonrati, Alaninia, Bumblegaria, Dirkistan, Auphelia, Laamiva, Royaltica, Glen Cooley, The Drakan Republic, Odesseen, Idiono, Midand, Concrete Slab, The Plebeian States, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Belschaft, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Alfama, Myness, Maerist, House Ahsanul, Western Fardelshufflestein, Merevane, Ostko, Tepertopia, Hakk Fiss, Phanama, Bartonia Nova, Purple Hyacinth, Drazilazi, Brunier, Zataras, Seythennia, Vanbella, Eskvenn, Steviland, Los Rodeos, Rabbitz, Euro Pacifica, Apartment 11F, WI SD EA D, Enlightened Australasia, Samofia, Berlana, Rotenaplistan, Jiam, Xergiokia, Wakandan Tribes, The Imperial Frost Federation, Manuck, Republic of RIP, Blaufrankisch, Armonitopia, Fasire, Tughampton, Roterdamia, Blondiesland, Kingpins, Unity of purity, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Holota, Lionstrapower, Treir, Synarion, Margila Islands, Scu Greinne, Wallechi, Honey Cake, Martzian, Truskawkoland, Levistian, Centristvill, Doge Land, Qawe, East Nagaland, LadyRebels, Sapientiano, Shuckle Empire, Wusas, The Altan, Gaia Eden, Yeses, The Imperial Of Notsep, Unojo, Lyland, Conexia, Raven Can, Monstrous Island, Pencil Sharpeners 2, New Goldman, Bichedder, Arvan Irawer, Heliophilia, SteamPunk Squirrels, Central German Empire, Greater Scottdascoda, Proctethia, Enplatia, NIGHTRAY, New Amere, St Scurry and Jelly, Eternal Memedom, New Belgrade, West Bridgeport, Libedistan, Westenhald, Bod Zarth Throge, Ipugao, The Stickmin Empire, Romais Marety, Sodor and Mann, Equal and United Scientists, Twoole, The United Australian States, Fission, Nova Kobol, Cratonim, Herbert Island, Kantahania, Drugged up Kitties, Bohenia, Oxyliteral, Freavia, Alambar, Arizona2, and Ethoodly.

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