The Republic of Fighting Kawi Ninja is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 1.377 billion Fighting Kawi Ninjans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woodbridge. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fighting Kawi Ninjan economy, worth 128 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,423 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, military service is compulsory, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, and joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fighting Kawi Ninja's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fighting Kawi Ninja is ranked 31,458^th in the world and 1,353^rd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.