The Province and Card Storage of Fig tree Island is a massive, genial nation, ruled by General Anhanguera with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 3.274 billion Figs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Figstown. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fig economy, worth 393 trillion Castilhian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 120,314 Castilhian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, the roundel of the Fig Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with General Anhanguera, and everybody's got wood thanks to General Anhanguera. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fig tree Island's national animal is the frigate, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Fig tree Island is ranked 42,775^th in the world and 3^rd in Castilhian archipelago for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.21 law-abiding acts per hour.