Population | 8.388 billion |
Capital | Une Grad |
Leader | Shane Griff |
Currency | Samol |
Animal | Camel |
The Republic of Fichmanistan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Shane Griff with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 8.388 billion Fichmanistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Une Grad. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Fichmanistanian economy, worth 601 trillion Samols a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,703 Samols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Fichmanistan, and the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Shane Griff For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Shane Griff's supporters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fichmanistan's national animal is the Camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Fichmanistan is ranked 38,790th in the world and 55th in Anteria for Most Cultured, scoring 75 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fichmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Fichmanistan was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Lost Astoria.
- : Fichmanistan was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Fichmanistan lodged a message on the Anteria Regional Message Board.
- : Fichmanistan was endorsed by The People's Republic of La Montilla.
- : Fichmanistan's influence in Anteria fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Fichmanistan's influence in Anteria rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Fichmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Fichmanistan's influence in Anteria fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Fichmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 18 » Speke, Whitmarche, Lesser Velutaria, Zhousheng, Foxomexra, Valcouria, Greater Efrafa, Sab Demenr, Ariree, Swinas, Morrawia, Bro Wyned, Krobach, La Riojania, Anahuac, The Trilla Gang Mafia, La Montilla, and Lost Astoria.