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Most Influential: 1,496thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,662ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,038th
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Fichmanistan

Population8.388 billion

CapitalUne Grad
LeaderShane Griff

CurrencySamol
AnimalCamel

The Republic of Fichmanistan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Shane Griff with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 8.388 billion Fichmanistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Une Grad. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Fichmanistanian economy, worth 601 trillion Samols a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,703 Samols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Fichmanistan, and the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Shane Griff For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Shane Griff's supporters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fichmanistan's national animal is the Camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fichmanistan is ranked 38,790th in the world and 55th in Anteria for Most Cultured, scoring 75 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,662ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,038thSafest: 8,320thBest Weather: 9,829thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,268thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,389thMost Pacifist: 14,397thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,629thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,077thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,885thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,390thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,568thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,795thMost Inclusive: 19,152ndHighest Food Quality: 20,493rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 25,130thNicest Citizens: 26,587thSmartest Citizens: 27,084thMost Stationary: 27,330thHealthiest Citizens: 28,188thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29,095thLowest Crime Rates: 29,157th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the region

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