The Republic of Fichmanistan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Shane Griff with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.776 billion Fichmanistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Une Grad. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Fichmanistanian economy, worth 551 trillion Samols a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,905 Samols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Fichmanistan, and the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Shane Griff For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Shane Griff's supporters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fichmanistan's national animal is the Camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fichmanistan is ranked 27,089^th in the world and 35^th in Anteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.66 law-abiding acts per hour.