The Colony of Fhulghamous Peninsula is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by Governor-General Petrarchos Kulbano with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 20.907 billion colonists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Thimpodopoulos. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong a colonist economy, worth a remarkable 1,556 trillion Abanhfleft new penenks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 74,453 Abanhfleft new penenks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Loans are available for students from poor families, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training, and many marriages go virtually unconsummated. Crime is totally unknown. Fhulghamous Peninsula's national animal is the ayatollah kingfisher, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Nationalist Colonialism.

Fhulghamous Peninsula is ranked 70,180^th in the world and 41^st in Esportiva for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,559.15 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.