The Rogue Nation of Fhaizchia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 3.571 billion Fhaizchians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fhaizchian economy, worth 602 trillion Fruizlhiaus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,805 Fruizlhiaus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Fhaizchia, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fhaizchia's national animal is the Fruit Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fhaizchia is ranked 8,104^th in the world and 57^th in Worlds of Colors for Healthiest Citizens, with 16.27 bananas ingested per day.