Population | 10.385 billion |
Capital | Peridotia |
Leader | Stephania Darklight |
Faith | Cult of Books |
Currency | Peridot |
Animal | Tiger |
The Precious Gemnation of Fhairizbhaulh is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Stephania Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.385 billion Fhairizbhaulhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peridotia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Fhairizbhaulhian economy, worth a remarkable 3,678 trillion Peridots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 354,169 Peridots, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Even secular Fhairizbhaulhians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives. Crime is totally unknown. Fhairizbhaulh's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Books.
Fhairizbhaulh is ranked 22,981st in the world and 9th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Stationary, with 1,495.22634861008 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fhairizbhaulh, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
- : Following new legislation in Fhairizbhaulh, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
- : Following new legislation in Fhairizbhaulh, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Following new legislation in Fhairizbhaulh, even secular Fhairizbhaulhians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
- : Following new legislation in Fhairizbhaulh, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence.
- : Following new legislation in Fhairizbhaulh, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in Fhairizbhaulh, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
- : Following new legislation in Fhairizbhaulh, books are so highly regarded in Fhairizbhaulh that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
- : Following new legislation in Fhairizbhaulh, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
- : Following new legislation in Fhairizbhaulh, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.