The Disputed Territories of FH Kappa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, fear of technology, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.035 billion FH Kappans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.4%.
The frighteningly efficient FH Kappan economy, worth 107 trillion Szchequinns a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 103,709 Szchequinns, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.
The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, FH Kappan soldiers know how to create single mothers in more ways than one, and motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FH Kappa's national animal is the Dugong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
FH Kappa is ranked 7,562nd in the world and 62nd in Nihon for Most Primitive, scoring 106.57 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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FH Kappa, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
- : Following new legislation in FH Kappa, FH Kappan soldiers know how to create single mothers in more ways than one.
- : Following new legislation in FH Kappa, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
- : Following new legislation in FH Kappa, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
- : Following new legislation in FH Kappa, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto FH Kappan beaches.
- : FH Kappa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry, Most Authoritarian, and Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in FH Kappa, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
- : Following new legislation in FH Kappa, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.
- : Following new legislation in FH Kappa, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
- : Following new legislation in FH Kappa, straight-edges are forced to collect rain water to avoid getting high off the water supply.
