The Commonwealþ of FezEmerald is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by nobody with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.447 billion Emeraldians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of End City. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fezzian economy, worth 169 trillion emeralds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 117,167 emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fattest folk in FezEmerald look to be the happiest ones, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. FezEmerald's national animal is the shulker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Þick Potionism.

FezEmerald is ranked 245,533^rd in the world and 12,681^st in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.33 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.