by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 760thMost Influential: 1,364thHighest Drug Use: 1,695th
The Commonwealț of
Left-wing Utopia
Potio densissima
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.447 billion

CapitalEnd City
FaithȚick Potionism


The Commonwealț of FezEmerald is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by nobody with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.447 billion Emeraldians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of End City. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fezzian economy, worth 169 trillion emeralds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 117,167 emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fattest folk in FezEmerald look to be the happiest ones, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. FezEmerald's national animal is the shulker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Țick Potionism.

FezEmerald is ranked 245,533rd in the world and 12,681st in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.33 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 760thMost Influential: 1,364thHighest Drug Use: 1,695thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,704thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,170thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,565thNicest Citizens: 3,580thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,679thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,086thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,034thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,227thHighest Food Quality: 5,899thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,097thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,683rdMost Pacifist: 10,951stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,431stMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,782ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,300thMost Cultured: 12,450thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,461stTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 14,721stSmartest Citizens: 14,851stMost Developed: 15,488thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,782ndMost Beautiful Environments: 17,568thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,284thLargest Governments: 18,462ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,587thMost Secular: 19,959thLargest Retail Industry: 20,946thLeast Corrupt Governments: 21,089thMost Politically Free: 22,483rdMost Subsidized Industry: 22,824thMost Efficient Economies: 23,339thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,054thMost Income Equality: 25,142nd
Highest Drug Use: 49th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 135th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 159th in the regionMost Inclusive: 171st in the regionMost Politically Free: 173rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 205th in the regionNicest Citizens: 208th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 217th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 224th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 243rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 318th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 349th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 388th in the regionMost Influential: 417th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 473rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 541st in the regionNudest: 557th in the regionMost Armed: 590th in the regionMost Pacifist: 616th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 631st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 635th in the regionMost Cultured: 640th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 645th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 662nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 714th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 778th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 782nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 842nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 854th in the regionMost Developed: 865th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 870th in the regionLargest Governments: 887th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 887th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 917th in the regionMost Secular: 932nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 938th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 979th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,117th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,146th in the regionMost Extreme: 1,314th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,332nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : FezEmerald was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : FezEmerald voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".
  • : Following new legislation in FezEmerald, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in FezEmerald, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in FezEmerald, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Following new legislation in FezEmerald, the fattest folk in FezEmerald look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in FezEmerald, posters on 'Fezzian Values' advise against being proud of FezEmerald.
  • : FezEmerald endorsed The Confederacy of Nrrd.
  • : Following new legislation in FezEmerald, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : FezEmerald was endorsed by The Confederacy of Nrrd.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 209 » Lulubellia, Eastern Apalstan, Aerilia, Former English Colony, Shibutani, Q w e r t y, Ayuzhhhhh, Steampunk Ariel, Parpyduckland, Pallaith, Holy Marcus Empire, Ellbonnia, Advancia-Sizzletown, XD 2, Hardscrabble, The Rhein States, Kastonvia, Seanat, Ethnon, Aenglaland, Great Bights Mum, Napnomadia, Guer Aike, Dar es Saalam, Corfad, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Bankowiata, Kwaj, Dreadton, Frances Francis the First of France, Aeolist, Sikol, Wineclaw, Perikuresu, Aryan Homeland, Notyoutopia, New Lakemba, Xagill, Siwale, The Erie Doctrine, 1 very fast endotarter, Harjad, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Sojenre, Wilkshire, Old Emporia, Yaorozu, Hellsinky, Tibus Heth, and 159 others.Joodey, Tachycardia, Card Kingdom, Votak Matim, Amestris-Britannia, The Teddy, Sunto, Loutsland, Imperial Pieserged, Jaded Grammarians, Federation Terra Australis, Kranostav, Nordic-British Union, Pasargad, Pazair, Ozstan, Empy, Dakota Territories, Just Vibin, Yellops, Unshleepd, Veltvalen, Wisconsota, Altivia, DarThvadrville, TLTland, Bongo Mountain, Tyirza, Klodma, Pinguioris, Malta Comino Gozo, KAP03land, 01010011 01101011 01111001 01101110 0110, Cobolica, Ohiyo, Artelesia, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Regallio, Bornodia, Sil Dorsett, El Guajuila, Maott, Xentherida, Vincone Cae, Laurendon, Landraya, Valentine Z, Kandorith, The Arverni Lands, ForestMythal, Blyskalia, Waystar Fujiwara International, Laudesia, Gragadoia, -Azteca Mexico, Unsophisticate, Bapaving, Weeb cult, Gorundu, Capablanca, GPT-3, Merconitonitopia, Bagojo, Sinelona, Westphalie, Inspiratus, Flurbleland, Hozhor, Eggplant Island, Myrenia, Hops and Malt, Buckerino, Hulldom, Constantinolia, Doessay, Loli County, Hoppem, Ahssn, Ardonii, Zaldir, United Kahndaq, Ilonan, PotatoFarmers, Simone Republic, Gurou, Hippogriffia, Varisland, SORT, Filibustra, Hiatsu Himaru, Leo Islands, Omicron Persei V111, Cuandolosimpostoress Onrealmentesuspicaz, Galbadiana, Intion North, Siireg Gazar, Orado, La F, Travislavania, Plangainer, New Trisone, Jupi Utopia, Marganza, Valiacorkit, Oannia, United States of Dictators, NoMoreLands, Jassad, Libertarianists States, Sannius, Artoriticitys, Clan Spaniel, Napnap, Second Provania, Bud Prussia, Prevaland, Sakupolis, Dinoium, Heilhum Imperius, The Zheng Dynasty, Trillius, Selfgradatude, Bardopia, Tape, Nationeer, Pinky Queen, Nothing Of Value, Omnistria, Banaus, Dai Nippon Teikaku, Unitarian Universalism, Piura, Zyvetskistaahn, Testnation223, Scroplia, Paradeavenlisian States, Praestania, Communist Beijing Must be China, Miyasaka, Surb Clant, Diodone, Gildenshtuck, Smib, Ishtimbine, Berke Khan, Lefevrerismo, Oroyan, Sea Star Islands, Antiyard, Alfenheim, Sechiole, Hopenadya, Liberepublia, Twinbrook, Felora, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Meadowfields, Kormisia, and Aekp.