The Dictatorship of the Catgirl of Feyrisshire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by High Princess Ryeisse Schyi Yuri with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The democratic, devout population of 5.776 billion Feyris are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Daschime. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Feyris economy, worth 433 trillion Shyuffies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 75,034 Shyuffies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feyrisshire's national animal is the Froggy Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ryeifinism.

Feyrisshire is ranked 25,736^th in the world and 514^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Poor Incomes, with 67,858.35 Standard Monetary Units.