The EPSA Overseeing Officer of Feu de Glace is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Poisson Marion Bouillon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, soft-spoken computers, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.889 billion Feu de Glaceans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Στοιχειώδης Γη. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Feu de Glacean economy, worth a remarkable 1,634 trillion Chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,161 Chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, t-shirts displaying a photo of Poisson Marion Bouillon performing the Full-Monty are selling out, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, and party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises. Crime is totally unknown. Feu de Glace's national animal is the Superb Bird of Paradise, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Creed of the Bocci Playing Chihuahuas.

Feu de Glace is ranked 167,141^st in the world and 7,391^st in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 6.32 Insults Per Minute.