The Queen Of the Waltz of Feu de Glace is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Poisson Marion Bouillon with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.4 billion Feu de Glaceans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Στοιχειώδης Γη. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Feu de Glacean economy, worth a remarkable 2,359 trillion chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 206,955 chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, a government program is underway to revitalize Feu de Glace's beaches, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime is totally unknown. Feu de Glace's national animal is the Superb Bird of Paradise, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Creed of the Bocci Playing Chihuahuas.

Feu de Glace is ranked 319^th in the world and 3^rd in Refugia for Most Inclusive, scoring 556.95 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.