The Queen Of the Waltz of Feu de Glace is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Poisson Marion Bouillon with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.789 billion Feu de Glaceans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Στοιχειώδης Γη. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Feu de Glacean economy, worth a remarkable 2,707 trillion chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 211,679 chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime is totally unknown. Feu de Glace's national animal is the Superb Bird of Paradise, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Creed of the Bocci Playing Chihuahuas.

Feu de Glace is ranked 251,960^th in the world and 340^th in Refugia for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.24 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.