The Queen Of the Waltz of Feu de Glace is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Poisson Marion Bouillon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.027 billion Feu de Glaceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Στοιχειώδης Γη. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Feu de Glacean economy, worth a remarkable 3,882 trillion chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 215,360 chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have tenure, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, and solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages. Crime is totally unknown. Feu de Glace's national animal is the Superb Bird of Paradise, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Creed of the Bocci Playing Chihuahuas.

Feu de Glace is ranked 329^th in the world and 8^th in Refugia for Most Pacifist, with 280.33 cheeks turned per day.